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"Ted Cruz" he responded, before murdering me to death

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[-] agentant@hexbear.net 6 points 8 hours ago

I'm a centrist, I only agree with you on 50% of your positions.

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Context: I made this in the HB Matrix chat in reference to a hypothetical Saudi Arabian Constitutional Monarchy with Neolib and Monarchist parties.

[-] agentant@hexbear.net 4 points 14 hours ago

Ok listen the Yellow Devil fight isn't too hard if you cheat.

[-] agentant@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

I like how it was literally just you saying it was historically revisionist, and they jump straight to a permanent comm ban. Holy fragility.

[-] agentant@hexbear.net 29 points 2 days ago

also, forgot to mention. From what the image looks like, the KPD is trying to put out the fire with a wet towel, i.e. the only person actually doing anything about the nazi problem.

[-] agentant@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago

Idk, I too wouldn't be very willing to cooperate after you murdered my party leadership. That feels like a pretty good reason to hard split with someone.

[-] agentant@hexbear.net 36 points 2 weeks ago

I like how they say Mujahedeen and not Taliban so they don't sound like evwil scawy terrorists.

[-] agentant@hexbear.net 41 points 2 weeks ago

I was just literally LYNCHED

thonk

[-] agentant@hexbear.net 49 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah piss is a relatively peaceful protest when you consider the other things they could have thrown at your car. More violent people would throw a particular variety of cocktail at it usually. Now I wouldn't condone such a thing outside of Minecraft of course.

[-] agentant@hexbear.net 46 points 2 weeks ago

I can't believe that antifa fascist pissed my pants!

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"We hebben een serieus probleem"

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504 Bad Gateway (hexbear.net)

More like 504.5 Mediocre Gateway

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Anti-revisionism (hexbear.net)
[-] agentant@hexbear.net 37 points 3 weeks ago

Hitlerite Twitter post. Hitlerite Organization. Hitlerite Reich.

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Communist Gex (hexbear.net)

This is almost as bad as the time I drank the water at Lavrentiy Beria's house

Note to self: Don't get in the cauldron at Abimael Guzman's

I haven't seen blasts like this since smoking cigars at Fidel Castro's house

Don't buy theory from a Slovene with a nasally voice

This reminds me of ice climbing with Lev Trotsky

This is as jolly as Guitar Night at Thomas Sankara's

Heeerrreee'sss KAUTSKY!

This is like Pizza Hut at Mikhail Gorbachev's house

Oh great Bob Avakian, bless me with your New Synthesis power!

This like Chess at Vladimir Illyich's house

This is like Movie Night at Kim Jung-Il's

This is worse than my struggle session at Jiang Qing's house

This is more gold than Saddam's house!

It's praxis time!

Note to self: Zhukov's vodka is extremely weak

Note to self: Don't support Pol Pot and then go to Cambodia

I haven't seen a fort this big since Anti-Revisionism night at Enver Hoxha's!

I hate this as much as Mao hates Revisionism!

By any tails necessary

I haven't seen someone mismanage something this bad since Jeremy Corbyn!

Note to self: Knock before entering Marx's and Engel's house

I haven't seen someone this Revisionist since Capitalist Roading Night at Deng Xiaoping's!

I'll read this theory but in an hour I'll be hungry for another!

Captain, they're a bizarre alien race who find Haz Al-Din wise.

I'll take "Place where I can stage a revolution" for $100, Alex

GOODNESS GRACIOUS, GREAT BALLS OF THEORY!!!

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South Africa gets "Literally 1983" status because of the ongoing white genocide there. It's basically reverse apartheid! /s

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[As a disclaimer, I put this on c/badposting for a reason. This is a bit. Please don't ban me]

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The Comedintern

[-] agentant@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago

I got 8/16, most of these mfs reasons are absolutely unhinged.

The worst offender:

[-] agentant@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago

Accidental Trans Flag spotted on TERF Island

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