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The deep state clone has decanted enough I see.
Pics or it didn't happen
man why even bother with rehab at that age just let the man enjoy his heroin
Damn, not released to the morgue then
Nobody actually believes he's alive, and they're not even trying to make a convincing lie. It seems like they're saying "Yeah, we know you know he's dead. What are you going to do about it?"
Has a single human being that doesn’t benefit from pretending that Mitch is alive laid eyes on him? If he’s alive and well enough to go home, why can’t he waive at cameras from a wheelchair and give proof of life?
This is peak Age of Disinformation.
Like how does TMZ not have anything if he's still alive?
He's going to die from a fall at home within a couple weeks.
nah, comfortably in his sleep
More like released to home hospice care.
Release me to icespice care please
I don't see any new video, audio, or images. His website has this new statement that says he's going to be working from home. Supposedly these are his words but we have no evidence that he is alive or cognizant.
i suppose you don't need to be alive in the traditional sense to do the bullshit they're up to, so from a certain point of view he's still working.
really gotta love how journalists take these people at their word without any evidence or follow-up questions or investigation of any kind
Ackchually the title states "his staff released a statement" that says this so they did the bare minimum of journalism which should be enough for you plebs!
They can shove what crumb of journalistic integrity they have left right up their bony old behinds!
Why thank you BGDelirium! I have been watching my figure 💁
Turns out you can't rehabilitate a corpse
Cryonics demands legal death (working brain kaput, cells still alive) in US, Russia. But if they go to another country, experimental cryonics process can be made while he is still on tube, avoiding what would be legal death.
As cryonics preserve corpse and cells for thousands years, they can "legally" keep kicking the can
they just don't have the Juche sauce
When he finally goes "in front of" tv cameras - he's going to be many hundreds of feet away in dark sunglasses and when he waves stiffly and oddly - it'll be clear that his aides are Weekend at Berne's-ing him.
McConnell enjoying a bit of fresh air, allegedly
I... don't????? want to believe? 
Boonta Vista joked about bigfoot having a dumptruck back there and now I can't unsee it
Weekend at Mitch's.
Holy shit just fucking die already you miserable fuck
just gotta run out the clock before they can make it offical
"Rehab" is a euphemism for "this mortal coil," right? 
Ditch McGone-el still won't show up to arm wrestle me. I'll assume he's dead
or a coward
I would settle for a thumb wrestling match.
The verbose and folksy, first-person voice that all these statements are written in is our primary tiny window looking into the uncanny valley of this whole ordeal.
yeah whatever, big deal 🙄 when i said the same to myremovedex wife she still wouldn't let me see the kids 😤
Ahh… so more Weekend At Bernie’s shenanigans. 🙄
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