As a German: Who fucking cares if other countries think we're small potatoes. That's a good thing! I hate this government so damn much, they are reinventing the 3rd Reich, oooing and aaaing at their amazingly original feat. Fuck'em!

Just shoot Elon into space and have his big brain guide internet communications.

You might say this won't work, but we haven't tried it yet so how do we actually know?!

CEO: "Wow, this could replace me, because all I really do is send an email once a day and try to say nice things about business business while trying to profit off of insider trading. And this thing won't do the last bit, so it's better then me! Everyone use the theft machine!"

Workers: "Healthcare?"

CEO: "No. Only use theft machine!"

This is the most important car purchase in our lifetime though! We need to buy the second shittiest car because then we know the shittiest car is still available next time we do this! This will comparatively make the second shittiest car look better as it's breaks fail and it plows into pedestrians as soon as we drive it off the lot.

Such fine and meaningful choices this system creates. Make sure to vote for Brandon next election.

Oh no. The consequences of my actions. Time to cry about it on the internet.

Not in this article, that seems pretty neutral. But you know it's happening.

I only see a guy shitting his pants and crying where is the punch?

Interesting. I've never had a test that didn't involve a drill as well. Different local laws maybe.

You do need to leave your desk for a fire drill tho.

You can really see the indoctrination in

A) Feeling the need to 'well akschually' an emote in a meme group

and B) having no indication about introspection as to why that got them banned.

Is it tho?

Ah great, fresh and entirely preventable horrors. I can't wait for a real doctor to even glance at your problems being a double super premium service only for CEOs and their pedophile friends.