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[–] 232 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Assuming he’s not cheating with her (emotionally or physically), this is called having a friend.

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    [–] 160 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    They don't work together anymore. So….he has a friend?

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  • [–] 24 points 3 months ago

    Hard to tell. Sometimes the term gets used as subderfuge so the person can act on feelings they believe may be inappropriate to the relationship from lack of reciprocity, reprisal if it's against policy at work, or if it violates the terms of another romantic relationship. I don't know if it's fair to automatically call the use of the phrase dishonest, but it definitely provides harborage for those who would use it that way. If someone at work referred to me as their work spouse, I'd quickly help them find a better term as nicely as possible but without compromise on that point. I just can't see a valid, ethical reason not to let other people know where they stand with me. I mean that in the best possible way, and I don't think "work spouse" accomplishes that in a way that both defines and honors the relationship most effectively.

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  • [–] 132 points 3 months ago (19 children)

    The term "work wife" is so gross.

    She was a colleague, and now she's a friend. It's fine to have colleague's and friends but when you start referring to them as some kind of pseudo romantic but professional counterpart it's just weird.

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    [–] 122 points 3 months ago (1 child)
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    [–] 87 points 3 months ago* (4 children)

    Book the dinner. Spill the tea. Crack the plates.

    That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!

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  • [–] 35 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    This insult has the highest ratio of courtesy and eloquence to psychosocial damage in the history of insults.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    I’ve never gotten it as an effective insult, tbh. It boils down to:

    I wish I knew half of you better, and I’m a crab about some of you

    No? If he doesn’t like them as well as they deserve, then the “problem” is with him, not them. It’s definitely not welcoming, but it’s not exactly insulting if I’m reading it right.

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    [–] 80 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Wait until you discover the "regular wife" that keeps being your wife even outside work.

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    [–] 72 points 3 months ago

    Otherwise known as "friends without benefits".

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  • [–] 41 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

    And ... does he have a home wife? A weekend wife? A holiday wife? A doctor's waiting room wife? A golf course wife?

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    [–] 36 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    When you get older your coworkers are work son and work daughter. I’m their work uncle.

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    [–] 34 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Isn't this just describing a "friend". Idk I have none

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    [–] 33 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I'm sure his SO doesn't see her as an emotional affair threat.

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    [–] 31 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    You know what, seal Hormuz up again.

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  • [–] 28 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

    Take a work wife (which is already a psychotic term), remove the "work" part, and act like you invented this new type of relationship...

    What are you even talking about!?

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  • [–] 28 points 3 months ago

    My work wife was a tiny Sicilian guy named Bruno. He doesn't work for us any more, but I still miss our walks into town to get lunch.

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  • [–] 25 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    This guy is desperate to:

    1. fuck her

    2. pretend he doesn't

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    [–] 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    I mean you can just call her a "very good friend"? Or "one of my best friends". I am sure this will have a positive impact on your real wive's psychology too if you are married.

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago

    You could not pay me enough money to admit something like this publicly, yet bro just did it for free. Lmao.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

    The expression “Bestie” is pretty weird in Germany, as it is pronounced besty-uh and literally translates to “wild animal” or “monster”. “Larissa was a real “Bestie” in bed last night; I’m completely bruised and scratched all over. Glad I have my work wife!”

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    [–] 17 points 3 months ago

    Absolutely detested the only place I've worked at that I ever heard this term being used

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago

    Yah, they're fucking.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    They look weirdly alike. I don't like it.

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    [–] 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Intersting the way people assume "wife" means sex, and not the more likely analogy that she does all the shitty work to aid his career.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I'm bald so I don't remember ... is that what hair is supposed to look like?

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    [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    his "work wife" is likely his sidepiece.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    most of my colleagues are women, I get along with them great. We occasionally socialize a couple of times a year outside work. I would be mortified for anyone to think they were anything more than purely colleagues.

    like I wouldn't really be happy to think of them as friends - not that they're not lovely people, just that I have my friends who are friends, and these are nice people I work with.

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