finallymadeanaccount comments on Work wife

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 41 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

And ... does he have a home wife? A weekend wife? A holiday wife? A doctor's waiting room wife? A golf course wife?

[–] ViaGetty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

... Oh honey, don't you? My waiting room wife has some availability; I'll put you two in touch.

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago*

Damnit.

I got the secretary wife of the waiting room wife, apparently, there's some kind of hold up.

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[–] tomiant@piefed.social 5 points 3 months ago

He has a pornhub account and a gallon of baby oil.

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