[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Why is he staining so hard? He's freakin' superman

[-] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago

Like two weeks ago, a leaked report said they were going to blame Tylenol. Guess Tylenol bought him a gold statue or something

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

There are people who think urine is healthy and, I guess, drink it or something. I used to have a screenshot of a Facebook post where someone asked their fellow urine lovers if they ever put it in a humidifier and there were a lot of replies about how to best do it

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

I came here to say this too. I find it to be hilarious

[-] [email protected] 32 points 6 days ago

"Seinfeld spoke at the school..."

He really shouldn't be in a school

[-] [email protected] 32 points 6 days ago

"this Friday through Sunday."

It would be a little weird to ask for all this crap if they were renting the place three months later, it's outright insanity if they're renting the place in a few days.

A 3 to 1 girl/guy ratio? That's a porn shoot, right?

[-] [email protected] 149 points 1 year ago

So sick of clickbait articles based on tweets. This article rehashes how Trump used AI/Swift imagery to imply Swiftie support, then quotes tweets from three Swift fans saying they didn't like Trump. That's it. That's the whole ass article.

[-] [email protected] 223 points 1 year ago

I am even more convinced now than ever that the conspiracy theory I have been trying to start is true, they are covering up that he was shot in one ear and it went out the other without doing any damage whatsoever.

If you don't hear from me in 24 hours, they got to me, man, the MIB got to me

[-] [email protected] 192 points 1 year ago

In the immunity case, when all the other judges were writing opinions about that case, Clarence Thomas wrote an opinion about a totally different case, this one. He was signaling her to dismiss the case.

I'm so sick of these corrupt motherfuckers

[-] [email protected] 182 points 1 year ago

Millennials Are "Quietly Screenshotting" Headlines Instead Of Linking To Articles: "Probably Something To Do With Avocado Toast" expert warns.

[-] [email protected] 156 points 1 year ago

It must be so tedious being a conservative. Being afraid of everything, hating everyone, keeping up with all the conspiracy theories, constantly thinking about children's genitals.

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