Saint Anthony is the patron Saint of being so fed up with people not listening to you, you rather go talk to the fishes instead (that's literally his story).

My mom used to pray to Saint Jude, who's known as the saint of lost causes. Also in a kind of sad twist of fate, a major children's hospital is named after him.

St Nick is the patron saint of buying red and green shit and hating your family

st. brigid was originally a pagan goddess and the church retconned an abbess so they could declare victory in having converted all the brigid worshippers

I think St George is officially the patron saint of your team losing a game of football (soccer) then punching your wife.

In Porto, there is a celebration of St John the Baptist where everyone goes around with rubber hammers and hits each other on the head all night long.

St. Sebastian.

He’s a patron saint of the persecuted, athletics and archery. He’s also popular among LGBT men since he’s usually depicted as a half-naked twunk…but there’s also the tragedy in him being violently persecuted for who he is to be very relatable.

st. jimmy is the patron saint of vandalizing a 7-eleven bathroom and fighting in the parking lot

St Nick, the patron saint of buying red and green shit and having sex and throwing up

St. Dismas is recognized as the patron saint of prisoners, thieves, funeral directors, and those seeking redemption. His Feast Day is observed on March 25.

Saint Dismas (also spelled Dimas, Dysmas, or Demas) is traditionally known as the "Good Thief" or "Penitent Thief" who was crucified alongside Jesus Christ on Golgotha. Jesus was crucified between two criminals (often called thieves or, in some interpretations, revolutionaries).

St. Christopher is the patron Saint of being (stuck in) traffic.

Countless catholic car drivers have his little picture on the mirror, but really he was just some giant dude who helped a kid across a stream in the 3rd century. As it happens, it later turned out that was baby Jesus.

St Elmo is the patron Saint of setting shit on fire

St Barbara is the patron saint of artillery men because she's the saint for not blowning your ass up.

When I was a kid on the feast of St Blaise they’d bless your throat with candles to ward off sickness.

All of the patron saints for migraines were decapitated.

St Vincent Ferrer, the patron saint of plumbers/boilermakers.

St Dwynwen, patron saint of love (Welsh) her day is a popular time to exchange love spoons.

Saint Hallvard, patron of Oslo and innocence, died trying to help an enslaved pregnant woman -- a complete stranger to himself -- escape from three men who had accused her of stealing. Though both Hallvard and the woman were ultimately killed by the three men's arrows, Hallvard's body refused to sink in the fjord even with the heavy millstone put around his neck by his killers, and as a result the men who killed Hallvard and the woman were found out.