Everyone else in that meeting is going to be saying "No, I am Shartacus* by the end of the news cycle.

The Emperor Has No Shit In His Clothes

edit: At 50 seconds in, the woman behind him has a specific code for him shitting himself which seems to be scratching her nose. She does it in a natural-looking way, then stares at someone off camera and does it in a very exaggerated obvious way. That's the exact moment a handler rushes in to block the camera view of him.

might I propose: ~~:codeword:~~ :thought-about-it:

"Excuse Mr. President, did you just shit your pants and fill your diaper with doo doo shit?"

My shit-smeared pants have a lot of people asking questions already answered by my pants

Gdamn how fucking loud was the sharting if the mics caught wind of it

Is this your king, edgelords?

Watch dems go for the triple and fuck up 2028 somehow.

It's actually real, wow. You can hear it too, quite loud. Wtf

Shart of the Deal

America is a medicineless burger wasteland ruled by a cabal of farting pedophiles who like to drop bombs on little children.

I'm not enough of a nerd to be upset about it but I am enough of a pedantic argumentative shithead to point out that the exact lines of reasoning behind no body shaming should hold the same for stuff like this. I haven't shat myself YET but I've come close enough enough times that it's obviously only a matter of time. The poop reaper comes for us all, if you think yourself different you'll simply be shitting yourself in hubristic denial

that being said I think people have a natural propensity to make fun of others, especially people who are (lol) shitty, and honestly there's probably always going to be SOMEONE who could be included unintentionally as a target on any form of ridicule no matter whether it's targeting their body or whatever

the epstein files are a distraction from his pants shitting

Damn that's legit embarrassing.

Hyperbrandonization

Nothing says white pride like a geriatric shitting himself.

This is real white supremacy. Shitting your doodoo ass

He did it to show solidarity with Kaitlin Bennet aka Gun Girl. A real act of leadership.

I wish the toot was louder so I could sample it and invent CrapCore

these comments are why i love hexbear, there's some deep analysis of Trump's poopy doodoo ass in here folks

If I was gonna take a shit in front of the world as an imperialist overlord I would rip ass loud and rank af, that was some embarrassed bourgeois toddler tier shit, he was even shooing people away cutting it short instead of forcing them to marinate in the aftermath like a real ruler, total secondhand cringe, shit yourself like you got a real asshole and are using it to dominate the world, not a quacking cloaca ffs. Pathetic.

Carrying on the flame

90 comments assuming he shat himself when it sounds at best like a fart, hexbear is not sending their best.

I mean, couldn't this just be someone in the press pool? I haven't listened to it with headphones. What I know is, this is not direct mic'd they're capturing room audio here, which means they could be capturing the sound of anyone in that room, even someone from the press pool. So IDK, it stands to reason it could be anything.

Trump himself has quite the poker face, but his staff sure doesn't. Just looking at him I would not believe he just shat himself, but with his entire staff suddenly panicking and throwing all the reporters out of the room he obviously did. Maybe he's sick.

pokemon mod that changes the narration to
It pooped itself in its confusion!

now THAT'S my president

Prez Poop Balls

I can't hear the shitting at all guys.