No, I am Shartacus

been laughing to myself off 'n on about this for six hours, now

yknow I dread the answer but,,, is there a chance that this a common occurrence in the White House with him? Because damn

Good catch, I wonder if we can find other times this signal was used last year

Is this your king, edgelords?

Gotta approach it as Trump is a blank slate to project whatever strongman shit you want onto him. It's how we get boomers photoshopping his head on Rambo's body. The whole thing falls apart when the slate is taken away and the subject of Trump, an 80 year old new york billionaire pedophile who wears a diaper because he's incontinent, is aired out in the stark light of reality.

And they say the US doesn't have hypersonic missile technology.

It didn't seem that loud to me but I am on my phone. I barely heard a fart with my volume up though

The point isn't that people who shit themselves are morally inferior, it's that people who are physically falling apart (whether due to temporary illness or old age) generally aren't suited to public office and so the Republicans need to pretend that Trump is this god of a man and healthy as a horse (and Trump himself does this too), and here we see that ridiculous pretense being unmasked.

It's similar to mocking Biden, who responded to questions about his age with talking about pushup competitions and other absurd posturing.

The difference is that nobody is holding you up as the pinnacle of health, of masculinity, of whiteness, of power. Nobody is making fun of some random dude who shat his pants, we're making fun of all the people who think Trump is some powerful healthy beast of a man. And maybe he is. And maybe men like that should shit their pants. Let the people who love him follow his example here too and walk around with poopy butthole pants

I think it's where being a public figure comes into play. and are both showing the senility that will probably impact most if not all of us. But instead of retiring they're pretending to be perfectly fine so that they can destroy society and defy age. Their senility is a weapon against our grandparents being able to live out their senility with dignity. With Trump's main argument against Sleepy Joe Biden being that he was obviously too old for the job, these moments that highlight how old he is undermine the basic idea of his presidency.

I get the hesitancy, but there's a lot that's funny about the video beyond merely the dimension of "making fun" of the sharter - the total indifference to whatever was supposed to be being discussed, the roomful of "important" people forced to stand stone-faced in the powerful waft of thoroughly sharted air, the rush of staffers shepherding the press away from the blast zone in a foolish attempt to save face that instead makes it 10 times more obvious what has occurred...

A natural poopensity you say?

I haven't shat myself YET

I have. Never trust a fart, especially after like 4 cups of coffee. I am giving you all the "laugh at him for sharting pass".