i'm not sure any of these men would know how to wash their own dishes to be honest. therefore, by process of elimination, rosa luxembourg is probably the only option.

Mao.

You wouldn't have a landlord anymore, and could soon afford to live without a roommate.

Marx definitely seems like the worst unless one of them was somehow an even bigger gremlin and I've never heard about it.

Lenin seems like a good choice, like as far as I can tell he seemed like a normal functional dude who wouldn't make my life worse for having been around him. That's all I really need in a roommate.

Engels was a notorious womanizer and there's a plausible claim that he impregnated Marx's housekeeper. That should subtract roommate points.

I would want Ho Chi Minh. He worked at a bunch of fancy bakeries in Paris and NYC and knew how to cook well.

Vladimir Lenin. Any roommate is going to remind me why I pay more than I can afford to live alone, but Lenin was a very strong hiker. We would have weekend adventures and make art projects with wildflowers.

Not Marx definetely

Sankara played guitar and I think he was at least okay at it, so he seems like a decent option.

Honey, I'm going to buy milk I'll be right back

proceeds to join armed guerilla revolutions across Latin America

Nadezhda Krupskaya would be the best roommate.

Engels for sure.

Marx reminds me of a couple of roommates. Awesome conversationalists, really chill, but just no consideration for anyone else in the household and being awake regularly at 4am making the occasional noises that wake me up. Annoying, but not annoying enough to fantasize about putting an icepick through their brains.

Lenin and his cats. Or Mao cause he'd kill the landlord.

Didn't Mao brush his teeth with tea instead of toothpaste?

Zhou Enlai might be a good choice.

Rosa Luxemburg's cat Mimi is my pick, though.

Im gonna break with consensus and say Marx because he and I are shitty roommates in the same way and I don't need some stiff breathin down my neck about the dishes. We live in filth and poverty together

Ho Chi Mihn talked about being so excited, upon discovering the works of Lenin, that he would stand on his bed and recite speeches out loud, to no one.

So Uncle Ho is my pick, just because that seems like fun

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Stalin would be too busy either being a chad and doing crimes, or running the USSR to be around much.

Lenin probably, as long as you clean up after yourself after cooking. He has the vibe of calling you out for leaving a spoon in the sink.
Apart from that he was living with his wife in Siberia for a time, and if you do that then you probably end up getting some habits that make you a chill roommate.
Also I'd love to subscribe to newspapers and leave them open on their worst articles on the kitchen table so I could hear him get pissed.
Also also I'd love some backup when I go downstairs to the communist bookshop and

1. Trash them for their dogshit way of running their bookshop (it doesn't even look like one! It looks like some 19-year old has just moved away from home)
2. Trash them for their sectarianism.

I would imagine would be a decent roomie too, as long as your place is big enough and you're socially inclined.

Che would be a decent roomie, he'd be the ghost type. Except he'd probably steal your girl.

I think Fidel would be the worst. He's got too much rizz, he'd constantly be having "a few" people over. Over time you notice that you have access to less and less of the apartment. And he'd probably steal your girl.
Or Trotsky. He'd get pissy whenever he didn't get his way and he'd leave passive agressive notes all over the place

Marx would be stinky, so I'm thinking Uncle Ho.

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Hoxha. Make up your own reason as to why I might prefer him.