cereal1 BluMAGA can't dig a deeper hole than the hell they're already in.

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[+] 62 points 10 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (11 children)
  • [–] 28 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Oh, so the other sheet is for overall voters. I guess then republicans hate lgbtq people way more than socialists? Hence why lgbtq advocates score a lot lower than socialists on the main election.

    But it's absolutely crazy to me that even amongst Democrats lgbtq advocates score negative, even 1 point lower than socialists!

    The fact that socialism more popular than lgbtq rights is ... an interesting result.

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    "breaking up monopolies" still polls negative when you exclude the chuds? We're gonna have Disney and Google opening company towns and offering script before we have even a lukewarm Teddy Roosevelt type on the ballot, aren't we.

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  • [+] 62 points 10 months ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)
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    [–] 57 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Also turn this into a table you can roll d6s on and you have a nice character background chart.

    Im playing on hard mode, Billionaire Socialist Podcaster.

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  • [–] 51 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    fighter against the republican party: -5

    What is this even based on? There is no fucking way that fighting against republicans and advocating for lgbtq rights would be seen as worse by Democrat voters than being a socialist.

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  • [–] 46 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I refuse to believe that a party of liberals would rather tolerate a socialist over someone who is pro-lgbtq.

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  • [–] [S] 30 points 10 months ago

    They probably think they're socialists lenin-dont-laugh

    Also as the saying goes everyone is 12, and when they were twelve-years-old they were using homophobia as every-day insults and degrade their political opposition with homophobic insults.

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  • [–] 48 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    An admin posting slop in main without saying main

    Are we to be ruled by petty tyrants unconstrained by even the appearance of justice?

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  • [–] 47 points 10 months ago*

    The democrats are the most committed people in history in their quest to learn every wrong lesson and produce every worst take. It's truly remarkable the talent, skill, dedication and drive the democrats pour into that purpose, and the tremendous level of their success in doing so. Never in history has a group of people been so wrong

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  • [–] 40 points 10 months ago (7 children)

    Lol so mamdani has what, -30 points out the gate?

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  • [–] 38 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (6 children)

    Mamdani is what? Edit: Also remember it's from the POV of a Democrat (voter).

    Bio Fact
    under the age of 50 +2
    an elected official +1
    a child of immigrants -5
    a socialist -11
    Record
    are committed to upending the status quo -1
    Issue Focus
    bringing down the prices of food, goods, and services +20
    making housing more affordable +10
    raising taxes on the rich and corporations +1
    making childcare more affordable -1
    building more transit infrastructure -3
    protecting the rights of the LGBTQ community -17
    advocating for Palestinians -21
    Total -25

    ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘵. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

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  • [+] 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)
  • [–] [S] 29 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Ah you just tempted that cat to make a full spreadsheet

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  • [–] 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 child)

    Alaskaball spreadsheet

    Bio Fact
    Over/under 50 +2
    a socialist -11
    Record
    are guided by their commitment to science, evidence, and facts +7
    are a political outsider fighting against the Democratic Party establishment +2
    scare billionaires and corporations +1
    know how to use social media to communicate 0
    are committed to upending the status quo -1
    have not spent their entire career in politics -1
    are good at getting attention -3
    are a fighter against the Republican Party -5
    Issue Focus
    bringing down the prices of food, goods, and services +20
    making healthcare and prescription drugs more affordable +16
    making housing more affordable +10
    fighting corruption in politics +10
    implementing Universal Healthcare +6
    keeping the United States out of foreign wars +3
    protecting Americans from harmful consequences from technology -1
    making childcare more affordable -1
    fighting race-and sex-based discrimination -2
    fighting Trump's authoritarianism -3
    getting rid of the Trump tariffs -3
    building more transit infrastructure -3
    stopping ICE from detaining citizens and law-abiding residents -4
    protecting abortion rights -6
    combatting the climate crisis -6
    protecting the rights of the LGBTQ community -17
    advocating for Palestinians -21
    Total -11

    Do tell me if I missed something. Also not too bad, you might have a shot.


    ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘵. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

    I haven't kept an eye on him so I'm not certain which things actually fit.


    ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘵. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

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  • [–] 36 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Making child care more affordable... Who has a negative opinion of this? How?

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  • [–] 30 points 10 months ago

    JFC this gets worse the more I look at it xi-plz

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  • [–] 24 points 10 months ago

    served in thie Biden administration (-6)

    They hate being reminded that none of this shit works

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  • [–] 22 points 10 months ago
    [–] 22 points 10 months ago*

    Okay, so being a union member is good(+1), but organizing union strikes is bad(-2)!? So what are unions supposed to do then? Just keeping up appearances of opposition to pacify dissent while actually maintaining the status quo?

    Democrat candidate

    Ohhhh, that makes sense then, carry on I guess.

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  • [–] 19 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Oh we're doing eugenics again?

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  • [–] 19 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    advocating for israel - 14

    advocating for palestine - 21

    So what? The perfect dem candidate is a cruzader larper? A Neo-Ottomanism?

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  • [+] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
    [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    What the fuck is this? How does it work? Are we meant to get points from the plus and use it on the minus? Does this mean serving with biden is good? You can simultaneously advocate for Israel and Palestine and it's good? Or is it more neutral just to have more options? A bit of text to set the rules would do well...

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