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entities that exist outside of human concepts of time and aging poll very poorly with potential voters
Also turn this into a table you can roll d6s on and you have a nice character background chart.
Im playing on hard mode, Billionaire Socialist Podcaster.
fighter against the republican party: -5
What is this even based on? There is no fucking way that fighting against republicans and advocating for lgbtq rights would be seen as worse by Democrat voters than being a socialist.
I refuse to believe that a party of liberals would rather tolerate a socialist over someone who is pro-lgbtq.
An admin posting slop in main without saying main
Are we to be ruled by petty tyrants unconstrained by even the appearance of justice?
Posting in main: -3
Posting in main without saying main: -4
Not posting in main: -6
Not posting: -7
Posting: -38
There's a moratorium on needing to say main, so we should all return to the old days where everyone posted everything on main.
The democrats are the most committed people in history in their quest to learn every wrong lesson and produce every worst take. It's truly remarkable the talent, skill, dedication and drive the democrats pour into that purpose, and the tremendous level of their success in doing so. Never in history has a group of people been so wrong
Lol so mamdani has what, -30 points out the gate?
Mamdani is what? Edit: Also remember it's from the POV of a Democrat (voter).
| Bio Fact | |
| under the age of 50 | +2 |
| an elected official | +1 |
| a child of immigrants | -5 |
| a socialist | -11 |
| Record | |
| are committed to upending the status quo | -1 |
| Issue Focus | |
| bringing down the prices of food, goods, and services | +20 |
| making housing more affordable | +10 |
| raising taxes on the rich and corporations | +1 |
| making childcare more affordable | -1 |
| building more transit infrastructure | -3 |
| protecting the rights of the LGBTQ community | -17 |
| advocating for Palestinians | -21 |
| Total | -25 |
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘵. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
Ah you just tempted that cat to make a full spreadsheet
Alaskaball spreadsheet
| Bio Fact | |
| Over/under 50 | +2 |
| a socialist | -11 |
| Record | |
| are guided by their commitment to science, evidence, and facts | +7 |
| are a political outsider fighting against the Democratic Party establishment | +2 |
| scare billionaires and corporations | +1 |
| know how to use social media to communicate | 0 |
| are committed to upending the status quo | -1 |
| have not spent their entire career in politics | -1 |
| are good at getting attention | -3 |
| are a fighter against the Republican Party | -5 |
| Issue Focus | |
| bringing down the prices of food, goods, and services | +20 |
| making healthcare and prescription drugs more affordable | +16 |
| making housing more affordable | +10 |
| fighting corruption in politics | +10 |
| implementing Universal Healthcare | +6 |
| keeping the United States out of foreign wars | +3 |
| protecting Americans from harmful consequences from technology | -1 |
| making childcare more affordable | -1 |
| fighting race-and sex-based discrimination | -2 |
| fighting Trump's authoritarianism | -3 |
| getting rid of the Trump tariffs | -3 |
| building more transit infrastructure | -3 |
| stopping ICE from detaining citizens and law-abiding residents | -4 |
| protecting abortion rights | -6 |
| combatting the climate crisis | -6 |
| protecting the rights of the LGBTQ community | -17 |
| advocating for Palestinians | -21 |
| Total | -11 |
Do tell me if I missed something. Also not too bad, you might have a shot.
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘵. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
I haven't kept an eye on him so I'm not certain which things actually fit.
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘵. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
Making child care more affordable... Who has a negative opinion of this? How?
served in thie Biden administration (-6)
They hate being reminded that none of this shit works
Okay, so being a union member is good(+1), but organizing union strikes is bad(-2)!? So what are unions supposed to do then? Just keeping up appearances of opposition to pacify dissent while actually maintaining the status quo?
Democrat candidate
Ohhhh, that makes sense then, carry on I guess.
Oh we're doing eugenics again?
advocating for israel - 14
advocating for palestine - 21
So what? The perfect dem candidate is a cruzader larper? A Neo-Ottomanism?
What the fuck is this? How does it work? Are we meant to get points from the plus and use it on the minus? Does this mean serving with biden is good? You can simultaneously advocate for Israel and Palestine and it's good? Or is it more neutral just to have more options? A bit of text to set the rules would do well...
BluMAGA can't dig a deeper hole than the hell they're already in.








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