uhhh let me be bear
this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2023
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uhhh, let me tank here 
We were quarantining before it was cool 😤
obama but he's well hydrated:
uhhh let me pee clear
Obama as an ice sculpture: uhh let me be clear
That was a fun day/couple of days.
Obama but it's pride month: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh let me be queer
uhh let me be fear here
(cw: meat, dairy) anybody remember that amazing one about coming into your kitchen in the morning to find Obama sauteeing a steak in clarified butter
Is the punchline fucking “let me ghee steer” god fucking damnit 
"uhh, let me ghee sear" iirc but yours is good too
That’s a banger
That was me!
You awake from a deep sleep to the smells and sounds of salt, pepper, and meat crackling. You walk into your kitchen. President Barack Obama is splashing clarified butter over a rib eye steak sizzling in a cast iron skillet.
“Uhh, let me ghee sear”
:leo-point: thank you
obama trying to pass a drug test: uhhh let me pee clear
I remember the diorama at the Richard Gere Museum
Obama but he's auditioning for a Shakespeare play: Uhhhh let me read Lear
Obama but he's obsessed with the latest Zelda game: Uhhhh let me play Tears
Obama but he's ordering venison: Uhhhh let me eat deer
Obama but he's auditioning for a part in the movie Downfall: Uhhhh let me play Speer
Obama but he's really into ass play: Uhhhh let me lick rear
Obama but he's picking a country in EU4: Uhhhh let me play Trier
Obama but he's pretending to be sad about his war crimes: Uhhhh let me cry tear
Obama 
Obama but he drank a lot of coffee before a long drive.
"Uhhh let me pee here."
Obama but his beverage is too warm
"Uhhh, let me freeze beer"
obama but he's putting on his reading glasses: Uhhhh let me see near
Obama, but he's trained with the Bene Gesserit: "Uhhh, let me face fear"
Obama but he's the Riddler: Uhhhh, riddle me this
Wait guys let me work on this one . . .
Obama but he's doing poorly in the FPS he's playing.
"Uhhh let me beat F.E.A.R."
Obama as a drummer: uhhhh, let me beat here
one of the best moments the sub every had
Death to America
The two genders
Obama driving a car with a broken automatic transmission: uhhh let me D gear
Obama with a brand new pair of glasses: Uhh, let me see near