Here is the platform:
- No new taxes (especially for Elon)
- Update military (contracts for Elon)
- Pro-tech spending (contracts and tax breaks for Elon)
- Less regulation (on companies owned by Elon)
- Free speech (Can't ignore/delete Elon tweets or criticize him)
- pro-natalist (Let Elon keep paying for babies)
- Centerist policies everywhere else (Gaza? What does that have to do with Elon? Just take care of it yourselves leave me out of it).