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You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There’s more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!
My immediate reaction lmao
Recently did a bit at work where Jacob Marley misinterpreted that as weight related insult. We were riffing on classic lines being taken too literally or wrong. 'I come to bury Caesar, not praise him' crowd - "yeah! Fuck that guy!" "Who's digging the hole?"
"Alas poor Yorick, I knew him well."
"Did you know he had like 15 dogs?"
Gouda Night 
What about vegan cheese 
Gives you vegan nightmares.
Is that like when I dream I ate meat and then feel guilty about it when I wake up?
I've been vegan for over 5 years and still have this dream at least once a month lmao. I'm starting to think it's the vegan equivalent to that dream about failing a college class because you forgot you were taking it.
Nowadays, I have both of those in my recurring nightmare catalog!
Nah that's a vegan's nightmares.
Vegan nightmares are just nightmares that don't eat animal products.
That sounds worse than regular nightmares. I’ll stick with regular cheese and moral ambiguity, please
Imagine the xenomorph from the movie Alien, except they're vegan instead of doing chest burster shit.
I'm picturing a xenomorph bursting out of a watermelon or red cabbage or bean dip or something "gory".
I love when research confirms folk beliefs that have been around for centuries.
Noshitsherlockology is the funniest branch of science
It's so funny that some random peasant that would have only survived to 40 years old at most 400 years ago could have told them they didn't need this research
God I only vaguely remember why these mouse Ashley memes exist lol
With nothing beyond the knowledge of the effects of the opioids in salvia and that there are casomorphins in much cheese, this seems pretty natural; doubly so if the subject learns where cheese comes from.
doubly so if the subject learns where cheese comes from.
Mama's revenge. 🐄
Vegans win again
Vegetarians in absolute shambles.
They're used to it
Initially this looked like someone doing the cheeseslap meme for Terrified Stock Image Man.
And I've heard of this happening. A person in another Lemmy instance I'm in mentions having cheesemares all the time
[you eat food containing fear, that's why you're scared]
[and unprepared]
Does vegan cheese have the same effect?
Nope. Cause it's made of fundamentally different things.
whenever i eat a ton of pizza my dreams always start popping off
this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2025
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