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Mine is that some people don't consider viruses alive. These people are fucking stupid because giruses exist as do virophages. Like yes unalive things literally hunting other unalive things totally makes sense.

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[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

You know how people used to be able to make tones down phone lines and make free long distance calls and such? The basics behind that were discovered by a surprising number of blind people, many of them children at the time.

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The dwarves in the elder scrolls, the dwemer, were actually elves of average height. They were named dwarves by the native giants of Skyrim (I think? Might have been another part of Tamriel).

Also if I remember correctly, neither men nor elves are native to Tamriel. The only native playable races are the Khajit and the Argonians. Nords descended from the Atmorans, who came from the northernmost continent of Atmora.

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

Also if I remember correctly, neither men nor elves are native to Tamriel. The only native playable races are the Khajit and the Argonians.

This is one of those things in Elder Scrolls with conflicting sources and fan speculation. Like, there's a theory that because of how ohmes furstocks look and the fact that they worship Azura that khajit are actually another colony of chimer that got changed somehow.

[–] sodium_nitride@hexbear.net 1 points 4 weeks ago

I don't know if my degree counts as a special interest, but electrical engineering is full of wild things.

My favorite part about electrical engineering history is something I found when I was writing a paper on electromagnetic coils.

Predicting the inductance (the characteristic we use the coils for) and self capacitance of such coils as it turns is a very complicated topic. The math for calculating the field in the coils is very difficult, so many engineers have come up with formulas for approximately predicting the inductance.

Now it turns out that one of these formulas (for the self capacitance of coils), which is still used relatively often, was created by a guy called J. Palmero. His formula is simple and elegant. Unfortunately, if you dig through the data he used to provide evidence that his formula worked, it turns out he SEVERELY "massaged" the experimental data he had gotten from a well respected engineer (Feiedrich Grover) at the NIST. He used this to build reputation for his formula. Throughout my entire research,I only saw basically 2 people (Medhurst* and David Knight) who even seemed to know about this.

The only way I ended up finding about any of this is because I dug through obscure research papers and data published in the early 20th century.

Now imagine being a 16 year old doing a school project about coils and then uncovering decades old obscure scientific fraud. I felt like Indiana Jones finding abandoned ruins.

*the autocorrect seems to have beef with this guy, since it keeps changing his name to "Midhurst" for some reason.

[–] CDommunist@hexbear.net 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Ciabatta bread was created in 1982 by an Italian baker concerned that Baguettes for sandwiches were becoming too popular

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 1 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Your foot and forearm (from wrist to elbow) are about the same length

[–] sodium_nitride@hexbear.net 1 points 4 weeks ago

I just checked. What the fuck. How???????. Why???????

doggirl-growl

My foot is like 3 inches shorter is there something wrong with me??

[–] soiejo@hexbear.net 1 points 4 weeks ago

You remember the quadratic formula that you used in high school to solve 2nd degree polynomial equations? The reason it exists is because 2 is the only number whose factorial is prime (2! = 2).

Most people don't learn it in high school but there is also a cubic formula for 3rd degree equations. The reason it exists is because if you have an equilateral triangle with labeled vertices and you decide to randomly shuffle the vertices, the resulting triangle will be a rotation or reflection of the original triangle, and no other polygon does that.

A 4th degree formula exists, but it's too large to be convenient to use. The reason it exists is because the non regular polygon with the smallest sides that has more than one reflection symmetry is the rectangle, which has 4 sides.

Galois theory is full of weird coincidences like that. Also there is no formula for degrees 5 and above and there never will be because there is no coincidences like these with the numbers 5 and above, and I personally think that is really interesting.

[–] someone@hexbear.net 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Only one country in history has ever developed orbital spaceflight, and then abandoned that capability: Britain.

And they did it because they trusted a handshake agreement with the United States that the US would always launch British payloads on favourable terms.

You'll never guess what happened with that handshake agreement!

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 1 points 4 weeks ago

Only one country in history has ever developed orbital spaceflight, and then abandoned that capability: Britain.

What about Spain

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 1 points 4 weeks ago

Idk if this counts, but the speed of gravity is the same as the speed of light. So if the sun instantly vanished, it would take us the same amount of time to both see and feel the effect of its absence.

[–] sodium_nitride@hexbear.net 1 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm a bit more into music than many of my friends. So i guess it might count as a "special interest".

I found this really cool type of music called "microtonal" music, which uses different (and more) notes than traditional western tonal systems. A lot of middle Eastern and Indian music is "microtonal" as well, although that term seems kind of eurocentric when you put it that way.

Either way, microtonal music can get really wierd and cool. I especially like sevish (on youtube) who makes nice and odd melodies. You can even make microtonal music with as many as 313 distinct tones (although I've never seen anyone use all of them in one song)

[–] lilypad@hexbear.net 1 points 4 weeks ago

Have you checked out bohlen pierce? Its macrotonal! Instead of dividing the octave (root note times 2) into 12 steps, you divide the tritave (root note times 3) into 13 steps. Its really cool sounding ^^

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

One of the guys who invented modern Tonality (the foundation of western music's structure) was the lutenist Vincenzo Galilei, the father of Galileo Galilei. He was not a particularly rich man and only moderately famous in his day, being outshined by the proto-Florentine camerata who (with his blessing) used his work.

Here is a song of his. Shockingly modern for a 16th century piece.

https://youtu.be/0IkaGH5STQQ

[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 1 points 4 weeks ago

Mine is that some people don't consider viruses alive. These people are fucking stupid because giruses exist as do virophages. Like yes unalive things literally hunting other unalive things totally makes sense.

Look up Conway’s game of life for some perspective on how incredibly simple inanimate processes can resemble life.

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Aliveness isn't a fact about reality, it's a question about how big a circle we draw around things that exist and say "these are 'alive'". It's a semantic discussion.

I have a lot of special interests and lots of facts, but since I'm going through a spaghetti western phase rn I'll just share this quote from Sergio Leone:

[–] i_drink_bleach@hexbear.net 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

This also fascinates me. According to our definition of life viruses are not actually alive. But by that same definition, fire is as "alive" as a virus.

I tend to agree. Fire isn't alive. It does technically slot into a lot of our requirements though. Viruses aren't really alive either. Without a host they just sit dormant until they either decay from the environment or eventually find a host. Without a host body they are incapable of acting. But barring harsh environmental circumstances, they can technically lie dormant for eternity. Something "alive" things cannot do.

But we can't just define it like porn: "I know it when I see it." That's not an acceptable definition. Without getting into solipsism, and p-zombies, and blah blah blah; I'm alive. You're alive. Cats are alive (and also extremely cool).

I don't think LLMs are alive. I don't even think they are intelligent in any capacity. But at what point does an AI become "alive?" How do we define that? A Turing test? If it passes a Turing test, it still doesn't meet several of the requirements for "life" as currently defined. What then? Do we redefine "life", or do we relegate a new form of life as "non-life", to be used and abused? That seems horrifying.

I have no answers. It's just something I find really interesting to think about.

[–] sodium_nitride@hexbear.net 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I would consider viruses alive because they can replicate and evolve. I think it's unfair for us to put unnecessary standards on them. They are trying their best.

Also, being able to go dormant for thousands of years and waking up to cause havoc in the right circumstances is literally final boss behaviour. We gotta give em credit for that at least.

[–] i_drink_bleach@hexbear.net 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I do appreciate the coolness and tenacity of my virus homies, (well, other than when they are trying to kill me, which is always). But definitionally they are still not "alive." They do not fulfill the basic requirement of organization. They are not composed of cells. They do not grow or change in their "lifespan", other than evolutionarily. They only reproduce. They do not metabolize. They are either operating and reproducing in their preferred environment, they are dormant, or they are dead. They do nothing but reproduce, stay in stasis, or are dead. Which is not to be dismissive of them. I still agree that they are not alive. Alive or not though, they do play an important role in the evolution of other organisms.

I absolutely do not think LLMs are alive or in any way intelligent any more than a virus is. This is my own personal conjecture now, but I think it's only a matter of time now until someone, somewhere, develops an actual AI. A real, conscious, sapient, sophont being that exists purely on a digital substrate. Could be tomorrow, could be in 10,000 years. I have no idea. At that point we need to re-assess our definition of "life", otherwise we steer sharply into creating digital slaves. I am absolutely not OK with that, and given the forum you inhabit, I imagine that you are not either. That was the gist of where I was going with my previous post.

I do love my virus homies though and all they've done for us, even though they unintentionally try to kill us all the time. They mean well, even if they don't mean anything and just mindlessly reproduce. ancom-heart

[–] sodium_nitride@hexbear.net 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

They only reproduce. They do not metabolize.

Is reproduction not metabolic activity though? The "life cycle" of the virus is utterly dependent on the existence of other organisms, but this goes for any organism other than those which do not feed on anything.

I see viruses as the simplest possible life which lacks all functionality except to participate in the evolutionary process. This is really just a personal view, but I think of evolution as a special phenomena that only a living thing can undergo. It's kind of strange for me to think of a non-living thing evolving by natural selection.

I absolutely do not think LLMs are alive or in any way intelligent any more than a virus is.

It really depends on how you define intelligence, although I do agree.

From the definition of "system with a goal, a memory, an ability to sense its environment and an ability to effect its environment", which is the definition I would use, I also agree that LLMs are lacking true intelligence. Most crucially they lack a goal (they have been designed such that they lack any motives of any kind).

At that point we need to re-assess our definition of "life", otherwise we steer sharply into creating digital slaves.

I might be too pessimistic, but I think human society would much rather place limitations on the intelligence of AI so that a truly sentient AI cannot be made. Making a truly sentient AI and then not exploiting is not something I can see present day human society doing. We already have trouble treating human beings as humans doggirl-gloom

[–] i_drink_bleach@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

Sorry for the delay, tovarisch. I was dealing with some shit. sadness

I'll preface my response by saying that there is no actual consensus among biologists or scientists on the definition of "life". I'm not a biologist, so I'm going by the seven characteristics that biologists have generally defined based on observing our one example of life we have. An interesting quote from wikipedia though is that "Life is considered a characteristic of something that preserves, furthers or reinforces its existence in the given environment." So although there are seven characteristics "required" of life, that really basic definition absolutely includes something like a virus. Hell, it includes something like a computer virus.

Is reproduction not metabolic activity though?

Definitionally no. Without a host, viruses do not undergo metabolic activity. Reproductive activity is definitionally a separate requirement of life. Viruses cannot even reproduce without a host. Without a host to infect, they are functionally inert and in total stasis. Their environmental and host requirements are extremely particular as well. Outside of their very specific requirements, they are basically just segments of RNA in a carrier body.

I see viruses as the simplest possible life which lacks all functionality except to participate in the evolutionary process

I'm still super on the fence about whether or not I would consider them alive though. Many biologists completely agree that they are certainly alive, many others don't. I honestly don't know enough either way, but that never stopped me from bloviating on the internet. XD

Viruses are really really weird. They obviously don't leave any fossil traces, so the only thing we have to go by is genetics. Traces of genes in ourselves and other organisms that clearly didn't originate from there. The main thing they seem to do, possibly the only thing they actually do, is participate in the evolutionary process. The cross-transfer of genes between species appears to be one of their principle roles throughout the history of life. But why do they even exist? I've seen it argued that viruses were actually the original life before prokaryotic and eukaryotic cells emerged.

CRISPR was discovered because it is a mechanism that cells use to instill memory against previous threats, including viruses. Now it's rapidly becoming a cheap and incredibly precise genetic scalpel. With potential genetic editing capabilities that extend into currently living organisms. Custom-tailored retroviral injections that spread through your system and edit every applicable cell. Fucking nanomachines! Don't need to have designer babies. You can just get your shit edited whenever. Wild, and beautiful, and hopeful, and also scary as fuck.

but I think human society would much rather place limitations on the intelligence of AI so that a truly sentient AI cannot be made

The problem with that view is thinking human society has a choice. Human society would like to place limitations on what drugs you're allowed to take. How's that been working out?

When the technology is matured, the first real, sophont AI is not going to come out of Sam Altman's billion dollar company (if he hasn't floundered himself into the ground by then). It's going to come from a bunch of hackers you've never heard of. Once that genie is out of the bottle, nobody on Earth will be able to put it back in. There is now a new, intelligent, sapient life form that we share the world with, whether you like it or not. Infomorphs don't die easily.

Making a truly sentient AI and then not exploiting is not something I can see present day human society doing

Honestly, I don't think they want sentient AI. They want something that's juuuuuuust smart enough. Which in general I agree with. Having a bunch of machines that are not actually conscious run factories, and build widgets, and manage the climate, and make people houses, and whatever. That sounds great! Problem is: they don't want to use it for any of that. They want it to displace workers from their jobs because they don't have to pay the unconscious machines for labor. I'm still not really clear on the end goal though. I don't think they are either, or they're just so short-sighted that they haven't thought it through. If your unconscious machines replace all workers, and nobody has a paycheck, then who buys your widgets? Nobody has any money except like 100 dudes, so who's going to buy all this crap?

We already have trouble treating human beings as humans

Truth.