I feel like making a big-ass fucking-ass pot of jollof rice today, any Certified Jollof Enjoyers in chat that feel like sharing their recipes/tips/tricks/magical rituals to make it go hard? Last time I made it it was a banger indeed, but I feel like it could go even harder. Maybe experiment with the ratio of bell pepper/tomato/red onions a bit? Scotch bonnets are kinda hard to find around here so I've usually just used habaneros instead, but maybe scotch bonnets are actually the key? Man, I had a Nigerian colleague who promised she'd give me all the hottest jollof meta strats, but she got laid off like two days after we talked about it... There is no justice in this world. But there is jollof rice. So perhaps there is some good after all.

Might have been posted in the last thread already, but here goes: Three drones have crashed in Finland in the past few days, out of at least 2 have been Ukrainian. Authorities are generally absolutely fine with this. I don't know what to make of it, really. The Ukranians have been targeting Russian infrastructure near the Finnish gulf, so drones straying into Finland due to jamming or whatever might not be too far-fetched? But really I don't know enough about drones to say.

Drones 1 and 2: https://yle.fi/a/74-20217941 https://yle.fi/a/74-20218057

Drone 3: https://yle.fi/a/74-20218538

Z-dawg has apologized: https://yle.fi/a/74-20218121

lmao what the fuck? The US is allowing it? But wasn't there someone they forgot to ask...?

lmao it's telling me that it can't show me that telegram channel because it's "violated local laws". no fun allowed I guess, love too live in an imperial lapdog vassal state.

I honestly didn't think it was possible to hate america any more than i already do, but wow, look at that!

Death to america, unlimited genocide on the first world

Pissing sitting down is vastly superior in almost every way imaginable. Pissing standing up is gross and just splashes piss everywhere, even if you can't see it. Anyone who disagrees with me is wrong. I know a lot of dick-pissers who for some think sitting down to piss is "weird". ok pissboy enjoy living in piss because you're too big and strong and manly to sit down to pee pee.

I've been in a bit of a mood to do some home improvement shit lately, so I bought House Flipper 2 on the Steam sale and made an (almost) 1:1 build of my entire house. I've been brainstorming and reorganizing rooms and testing out wallpapers for days. Already found the perfect wallpaper for our living room in the game, so now I'm gonna try to find an IRL equivalent and go for it. It's good as hell. Games are apparently good for at least 1 thing.

Finland news: Business lobby proposes cutting public holidays to fund defence spending

The bougies want to make the public holidays of Ephiphany day and Ascension day always be on a weekend, in order to leech more capital from the working class under the convenient guise of paying for NATO's defence demands. EK, the main finance ghoul lobby in finland, has also been pushing for fewer public holidays for ages, but literally no one has supported it. Now they finally have a crisis to exploit. Personally I think this is likely to go through with little resistance, because, you know, the russians. The unions and the left party might release a strongly worded letter or two, but likely do nothing about it, since they broadly support NATO's extortion.

For context, Epiphany and Ascension can fall on a weekday (which is obviously based), for example this year epiphany fell on a monday (3 day weekend lfg) and ascension on a thursday (take friday off = 4 day weekend lfg). Idk and idgaf what the original meaning of the holiday is, a free day is a free day.

How do you say finland in maoist standard english btw? I can't figure it out.

I'm guessing it's shorthand for "chinese owned vessel". they are broadcasting that they're "friendly", since Iran likely would only target western-aligned ships if they decided to lock down the strait.

Many ships used to do the same thing (maybe they still do?) in the red sea so the Houthis wouldn't blast them, with "NO ISRAEL SHIP" and such.

Huh, neat. They didn't even let him run in the municipal elections. I always respected the guy for his anti-NATO stance, even more so after he and another PM got into hot water after "behaving inappropriately towards the mayor" during some kind of city council meeting. They never officially commented on it, afaik they'd gotten into a rather heated argument about something with the ghoul mayor. Standing up for something and sticking to your beliefs is strictly not tolerated in the Left Alliance, so I'm actually kind of surprised they didn't expel him.

i dunno how to x cancel or anything

you can just add "cancel" to the url, so that it's xcancel.com instead of x.com.

e.g. https://x.com/typesfast/status/1909362292367802840 -> https://xcancel.com/typesfast/status/1909362292367802840