It’s natural for children to keep some secrets from their parents.

How is this a political question?

When you are troubled, it’s better not to think about it, but to keep busy with more cheerful things.

Do the makers of this test know what politics is?

Astrology accurately explains many things.

The only relevant ideology that believes this is Reaganism.

You're all a bunch of libs, if you won't provide the vanguard, I will!!!

Seriously though, I had to respond with some fucked up ideals to get it to register like this. This test is beyond trash and they want donations at the end lol! The ultimate lib grift.

Picturing doing the test and finding out that he's an anarchist

Someone help how do I score this?

Here's how you're actually supposed to use the political compass:

Alignment charts have poisoned modern culture lol

Polcomp literally isn't capable of placing MLs in the top left. I have never seen an ML get top left as their result.

Seeing all these answers I can't help but think the test is rigged to send people towards something like Chomsky's 'libertarian socialism'. It's more useful to confuse people than to have them realise that they would (critically) support e.g. the USSR if they were permitted to make their own mind up. "Oh you have decent politics then you're in this box here and whatever you do, don't look up!"

I'm sorry

This shitty site thinks I'm an anarchist, I can't deal with this. I'm now legally required, as per my political compass certificate to renounce my :order-of-lenin: and defederate myself from Lemmygrad. I will apply to Hexbear and they will be the judges wether I fit there or on :reddit-logo:. PLEASE I CAN'T BE A :cracker: PLEASE

I did the other one and got this. No idea what it means. It called me an Orthodox Marxist lmao

It's impossible to get authoritarian on that test unless you hold the most stereotypical American right wing opinions.

Political Dump-ass

god it's been years since I've taken the original one. These questions are even dumber than I remember. Which direction is not believing in astrology supposed to nudge me towards?

I got economic: -9.5 and social -8.77. I'm pretty sure it's not actually possible to get any other quadrants unless your beliefs are demonic.

OP, you linked to the wrong test, this isn't the original! You can find the true test here!

HERES YOUR MARXISM-LENINISM, YOU DAMN LIBERALS

My end result is just "Correct!"?

The political compass has broken so many people's brains. I love how it thinks being an ML is when you want free healthcare but also want to be racist and homophobic.

edit: It's probably the source of a lot of zoomer misconceptions about the so called tankies, now that I think about.

You know what really annoys me about political tests like this? They pretty much never distinguish ideals and tactics. In fact, to any sane materialist, answers to the same questions would change wildly between "what i would want my bourgeois government to implement", "what we need to do after the revolution" and "ideal society to strive for".

We are all anarchists on this blessed day

One time I spent like four hours making a really elaborate political compass meme with kings of ancient Babylon and posted it on here as an elaborate joke that probably only I found hilarious. But now those old images are broken and it makes me sad.

Also, shout-out to the guy I called out on chapo.chat for unironically calling himself auth-left and who got really mad. He got banned like a week later lol

To the makers of this test: when I said "We should make Stalin look like an anarchist," I didn't mean it like that

I like the test that said I was Lenin.

I knew everyone here was a bunch of libs 😡

Wow look I'm an anarchist! It's like this hokey test was designed in like 2004 by libertarians or something! Literally impossible to get top left.

I have failed you Xi, I am sorry

I think it's broken

This other test is calling me an eco-marxist while policomp is calling me a left libertarian.

Both are dumb though because there's more nuance to some of these questions than they let you have.