▲ 105 ▼ To show all the ideological diversity that Hexbear has I think everyone should have to do a polcomp test. Here's mine: (hexbear.net) submitted 3 years ago by HornyOnMain@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net 161 comments fedilink hide all child comments See, I'm no tankie, I'm a radical anarcho communist according to this chart Link if you want to try it yourself: https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
[–] Freeanotherday@hexbear.net 23 points 3 years ago (6 children) I like the test that said I was Lenin. permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 3 years ago (3 children) The test: Are you the spiritual essence of Vladimir Lenin, possibly possessing the body of a leftist in order to shitpost on Hexbear and/or bake cupcakes? A. Yes, definitely B. Yes, probably C. Yes D. Also, yes permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 7 points 3 years ago (2 children) Pop quiz, liberal - what kind of cupcakes did Lenin like best? See, bet you can't answer THAT, tankie! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 years ago (1 child) That is a challenging one but, I'm going to go with either honey with sour cream frosting - all ingredients obtainable locally without involvement of tropical slave labor, plus, the honey is siezed from the monarch of the hive, or plain with strawberries and cream swirled frosting topped with fresh strawberries, rainbow sprinkles, and a sparkler - the plain cupcake base, representing the proletariat, the frosting representing the struggle between the bourgeois whites and revolutionary reds, the fresh, red strawberries representing the young communist state, and the sprinkles and sparkler not representing anything, just there to look pretty. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 4 points 3 years ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net [S] 11 points 3 years ago Oh yeah I think I remember that being posted here, I think I was permalink fedilink source parent [–] VILenin@hexbear.net 5 points 3 years ago That can’t be true, I’m Lenin. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 3 years ago (3 children) The test: Are you the spiritual essence of Vladimir Lenin, possibly possessing the body of a leftist in order to shitpost on Hexbear and/or bake cupcakes? A. Yes, definitely B. Yes, probably C. Yes D. Also, yes permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 7 points 3 years ago (2 children) Pop quiz, liberal - what kind of cupcakes did Lenin like best? See, bet you can't answer THAT, tankie! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 years ago (1 child) That is a challenging one but, I'm going to go with either honey with sour cream frosting - all ingredients obtainable locally without involvement of tropical slave labor, plus, the honey is siezed from the monarch of the hive, or plain with strawberries and cream swirled frosting topped with fresh strawberries, rainbow sprinkles, and a sparkler - the plain cupcake base, representing the proletariat, the frosting representing the struggle between the bourgeois whites and revolutionary reds, the fresh, red strawberries representing the young communist state, and the sprinkles and sparkler not representing anything, just there to look pretty. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 4 points 3 years ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 7 points 3 years ago (2 children) Pop quiz, liberal - what kind of cupcakes did Lenin like best? See, bet you can't answer THAT, tankie! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 years ago (1 child) That is a challenging one but, I'm going to go with either honey with sour cream frosting - all ingredients obtainable locally without involvement of tropical slave labor, plus, the honey is siezed from the monarch of the hive, or plain with strawberries and cream swirled frosting topped with fresh strawberries, rainbow sprinkles, and a sparkler - the plain cupcake base, representing the proletariat, the frosting representing the struggle between the bourgeois whites and revolutionary reds, the fresh, red strawberries representing the young communist state, and the sprinkles and sparkler not representing anything, just there to look pretty. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 4 points 3 years ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 years ago (1 child) That is a challenging one but, I'm going to go with either honey with sour cream frosting - all ingredients obtainable locally without involvement of tropical slave labor, plus, the honey is siezed from the monarch of the hive, or plain with strawberries and cream swirled frosting topped with fresh strawberries, rainbow sprinkles, and a sparkler - the plain cupcake base, representing the proletariat, the frosting representing the struggle between the bourgeois whites and revolutionary reds, the fresh, red strawberries representing the young communist state, and the sprinkles and sparkler not representing anything, just there to look pretty. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 4 points 3 years ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net [S] 11 points 3 years ago Oh yeah I think I remember that being posted here, I think I was permalink fedilink source parent
[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 5 points 3 years ago That can’t be true, I’m Lenin. permalink fedilink source parent