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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Man, I love our dystopian timeline.

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[-] [email protected] 45 points 6 months ago

The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel

And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides

And a dark wind blows

The government is corrupt

And we're on so many drugs

With the radio on and the curtains drawn

We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine

And the machine is bleeding to death

The sun has fallen down

And the billboards are all leering

And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles

It went like this:

The buildings toppled in on themselves

Mothers clutching babies

Picked through the rubble

And pulled out their hair

The skyline was beautiful on fire

All twisted metal stretching upwards

Everything washed in a thin orange haze

I said, "Kiss me, you're beautiful

These are truly the last days"

You grabbed my hand

And we fell into it

Like a daydream

Or a fever

We woke up one morning and fell a little further down

For sure as the valley of death

I open up my wallet

And it's full of blood

-- "The Dead Flag Blues" - Godspeed You! Black Emperor

[-] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

-- "The Dead Flag Blues" - Godspeed You! Black Emperor

Song length: 16:27 min

well that sure is some Post-Rock

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

If a song isn’t longer than 10 minutes, I don’t wanna hear it 😤

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Listen to "Sleep" by them, one of my favorite songs

[-] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

Lots of people are saying this folks.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago

Bro isn’t in the middle of winter in the yankee hemisphere?? We’re the ones who’re meant to be on fire rn

[-] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago

LA is in the subtropics latitude, which means that the 4 seasons don't exist. Instead there is the wet season (spring, summer) and the dry season (autumn, winter). So because we are coming to the mid-ending of the dry season, that's when most of the wildfires hit, as the soil is at its driest.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Instead there is the wet season (spring, summer)

Having spent 30 years in socal, uh, not quite.

December-March are by far the rainiest months in LA. Of the ~14" of rain LA gets a year, it gets ~12" of that rain in the winter months

Edit: source

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

yeah i guess because its subtropic its kind of shifted, tho in a weirder way than i thought. thank you for the on the ground account

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Ya wiki says similar

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

California famously doesn't have weather. Fires don't count.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago

Mentally preparing for the inevitable news story of some dipshit getting 3rd degree burns trying to rescue an American flag or something and getting praised by donkey brained Amerikkkans in the comment sections as if it were an uplifting story about national unity or some inane bullshit.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

I can imagine on on scene reporter interviewing somebody.

"We are so glad we made it out. Our family is safe. It was so close. The flames were right there. My neighbor, Mike, drove away with his family. And less than a minute later we drove away too. A couple miles away I saw he had turned around. He was driving back to his house. I said to my wife 'Why is he driving back?' And she said 'Because of the flag.' He always flies a big American flag every day. Nobody wants to see the American flag burning. How's Mike and his family? Are they okay? I hope they are okay."

"I don't know. But your neighborhood was... I don't know how to put this... burned to the ground."

"I hope they are okay. They have to be okay. They tired to save the flag..."

[-] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

I will say, Chicago burning down all those years ago was overall a really healthy thing for the long term modernization/planning of the city. LA could probably use the opportunity to try again too so silver lining and all that.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago

They'd build it back exactly the same, with all the stupid single-family homes and car-centered infrastructure.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

I'd love to think they'd do it better but you're right, they'd probably do it the same or even worse. They'd more likely make LA the first place in the country where all the roads are private toll roads that require subscriptions to a multitude of services to use

[-] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

soypoint-1 "We're going to disrupt traffic!"

Six months later, the toll company goes bust, their servers shut down, and the whole city is gridlocked

[-] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

The fire in Altadena is where this used to be:

The railway, originally incorporated by Thaddeus S. C. Lowe as the Pasadena and Mt. Wilson Railroad Co.,[1] existed from 1893 until its official abandonment in 1938, and was the only scenic mountain, electric traction (overhead electric trolley) railroad ever built in the United States.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago

I suppose these are areas where everyone has home owners insurance. I'm remembering the Paradise fire and how a lot of people just became homeless and then the Chico police came and beat the shit out of them, because their tent city on the outskirts of town was affecting property values for the city council members who owned real estate in the area.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

Maybe insurance will start pulling out of Cali due to fires like it is in Florida due to hurricanes

[-] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago

They're already doing that. State Farm apparently canceled hundreds of policies in the area burning to the ground right now a few months ago.

https://www.newsweek.com/california-insurer-canceled-policies-months-before-los-angeles-wildfires-2011521

[-] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

The parts of LA that burn down every year are typically wealthy suburbs. They'll never urbanize those neighborhoods. This current wave of fires is hitting a little further in than usual, though not enough to reboot the city meaningfully.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

Altadena and the Palisades are not the areas that need to be redesigned

[-] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

What am I looking at here?

[-] [email protected] 35 points 6 months ago

Los Angeles is on fire with max wind gust at 100 mph.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

Early in the 21st Century, THE TYRELL CORPORATION advanced Robot evolution into the NEXUS phase — a being virtually identical to a human — known as a Replicant.

The NEXUS 6 Replicants were superior in strength and agility, and at least equal in intelligence, to the genetic engineers who created them.

Replicants were used off-world as slave labor, in the hazardous exploration and colonization of other planets.

After a bloody mutiny by a NEXUS 6 combat team in an off-world colony, replicants were declared illegal on earth — under penalty of death.

Special police squads — BLADE RUNNER UNITS — had orders to shoot to kill, upon detection, any trespassing Replicant.

This was not called execution.

It was called retirement.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

a significant portion of altadena has burnt down

fucking crazy

https://ktla.com/on-air/live-streaming/

[-] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

How did you get two fires at once?

[-] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

How does it spread to the other side of the city without catching any of the city on fire?

Also, are you going to share with the rest of the class?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

They dont really spread, the conditions that lead to big fires are just spread over the area.

Plus firebugs potentially lighting fires. Happens during Australian bushfires a lot.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Okay, gotcha.

firebugs

These start fires?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

Firebugs being slang for arsonists

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Something that cute could never

[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

winds in socal have had gusts up to 50+mph over the last few days and there has been almost no rain all winter

[-] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

Damn, how could Jewish space lasers do this???

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

More like: damn how could Hamas do this???

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Woohoo! MORE AI MORE WATER GUZZLING TREAT PRINTERS!!!!!!!!

elmofire

Obligatory death to this fucking hellhole

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