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[-] [email protected] 116 points 5 months ago
[-] [email protected] 108 points 5 months ago

Is that the guy that likes to give blow jobs to dead pigs?

[-] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago

That's probably how he caught werewolf gonorrhea.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

You have to be careful with information like that. It might encourage some greedy little pigboy to become an hero.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

I thought that was former UK Prime Minister David Cameron.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

¿Por que no los dos? Maybe they even like to do it together?

[-] [email protected] 81 points 5 months ago

Almost worth making a Facebook account to disseminate facts like this.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago
[-] [email protected] 76 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

They stopped fact checking just like Twitter didn't stop fact checking. It means they only stopped fact checking right wing news or popular posts that Zuckerberg doesn't like.

I assure you, if a Luigi post got popular, Facebook will "fact check" it before it gains traction.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

Just like any corporate status quo enforcer would yeah. Eh this is me probably preaching to the choir.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Now that you mention it, it's interesting, considering how we all share the same views, how we use this platform to preach to ourselves rather than to organize and collaborate

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Interesting and unfortunate.

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[-] [email protected] 62 points 5 months ago

Ol' Rat Cock is at it again, smh.

[-] [email protected] 47 points 5 months ago

Ya know if the online world becomes such a cesspool because of Musk and Zuckerberg that it actually brings back the old internet, that would be fucking funny.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

In order to bring back the old internet you need to stop interacting with corporate silo sites.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Give me niche websites by hobbyists, not "influencers" and stumbleupon 2.0!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago
[-] [email protected] 45 points 5 months ago

I’m so glad that we have reliable news sources to inform us in these trying times.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

Do you think the onion has satire checkers, to make sure stuff is not reality?

I think the satire checkers dropped the ball on this one.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

This gif looks like it’s from a mid-90s GeoCities page.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Reject modernity, embrace You're The Man Now Dog.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago

Possibly THE funniest thing to see as the first thing populating the homepage when tripping shrooms. Good laugh.

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[-] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago

The UHC killer Mark Zuckerberg who framed Luigi?

[-] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago

Don't insult rats like that, man.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

No one's insulting anyone. This is very generous from that rat and a huge upgrade for Zuck.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago

Congrats for the upgrade!

[-] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago

I heard he eats prolapsed sphincters of diseased elderly animals.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

No that's RFK

[-] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

not fair, in the metaverse he has a big dong

[-] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

In fact, it exceeds the metaverse maximum by exactly 3 inches. I saw an internal meeting about it where he said "take that, Chad. Who's got a small dick now?"

[-] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

That's wrong. He wants the user base to check the facts.

Looks correct, if you ask me....

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Facts are of course by majority rule

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Yet, although this exhibits strong The Onion energy, strictly speaking this could be posted in Not The Onion. Names matter, and I would love to be a fly on the wall witnessing the momentary meltdowns when people read this there...

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

his stupid new hair only makes him look even more punchable, somehow

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Reports on meta state he's at least 10x more punchable.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

is the seed of Dee Snider cosplaying as zuck? terrifying asf

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

No, he ain't gonna take it!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

I can understand why he did this. This man has the smallest penis energy I've ever seen in my life.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

And it was still an upgrade.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Would be interesting to see the quality of his AI Project when it's trained on unmoderated Facebook posts.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Shrodingers rat penis situation sounds like.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

So does it work? Can he fuck rats with it? Can he get rats pregnant?

I'm asking for a friend...squeak! Squeak!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

i was only really doing this for those woke's. you can come back antivaxers and q-anons, we're cool

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