When will I awake from this 32 year nightmare known as life on planet earth?
My cat died a long time ago. Miss you special guy. It was nice to hallucinate you. See you soon lil one.
Proud of you my son/daughter/offspring.
The cool thing about not learning history is that you learn the present in real time in the worst way possible. Can't miss the lesson then!
Looks like FTL
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Youre probably having sex with the wrong gender. Go give the other team a try. Worked great for me. Dont need to get hard to bottom.
Socially acceptable suicide
I touch myself during the day because a dick in my hand is super fucking hot. Usually its not mine but if thats all I got, I gotta get it.
Im a double dipper because I never share my tendies
You can achieve the same results with any CO2 tank and a few brass fittings
I feel no attachment to the country that continuously attacked me and my people through the bipartisan police state.
Least I could do my fellow lemminator