“I just want you to be happy, Dave.”
“Hello, I’m a very normal person who is definitely human. Please tells how to prepare the poultry larvae for consumption.”
Qin Shi Huang:

Honest to god, one of the best starship designs. I would commandeer one of those if I made Admiral.
“Goodnight, son.”
“Oh, dad, by the way, I need to rent a tuxedo for class tomorrow. It’s part of my grade.”
What a cursed way to end my day.
That makes the Enterprise look like an early UESPA starship from the FASA games. :)

Scotty: “Show me on the schematics where Jim Kirk hurt you.”
Frieren: “This is where my journey ends.”
Archer: “T’Pol, look. My alphabet soup is saying something! It says, “Ooooo…!”
T’Pol: “Captain, those are Cheerios.”
The Japanese flag is a pie chart of how much of Japan is in Japan.
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When people say, “Ew, a skeleton.” but they also have a skeleton: