The bottom one is what it looks like when you have a cheap plastic flashlight with an incandescent bulb.

It’s not that it’s inaccurate, it’s just funny that the same flashlight is given to Sam Fisher or the Master Chief.

Irresponsible father gives his business credit card information to his son, is shocked by the results.

It’s gettin’ boomer up in here.

Not the first time he’s mentioned beastiality out of the blue.

Me thinks he’s trying tell us something.

Gotta love the “this season wouldn’t have even happened if everyone had been upfront and honest with each other.”

Scotty: “Wesley, my boy, I was pushing starships while your grandfather was in diapers!”

It looks like the same language and layout used in the The Next Generation Technical Manual and now I wonder how much of that was just lifted from the continuity bible they created to help make the show.

He's such a piece of shit tickets to see him are now reasonably priced.

But he forgot to reiterate that the Earth is a globe! Back to square one…

Become ungovernable.

Alpha is life.

Nature is healing.