Those windows are kick ass.
Don’t want someone to mail you? Return to Sender with bees, no more junk mail.
You can’t fool me, that’s a Battletoad.
That’s a lion.
Probably the best song intro ever.
The original post is from X.
The swastika links to a sanitized redirect of the original post.
It’s because Elon is a Nazi, probably.
Not the hero we deserve. The hero we need.
The Onion now engaged in a land war with reality.
CEOs: “I raised the price, why isn’t there more money in my bank?”
Electrical engineer: “what was that other guy thinking?”
Software engineer: “What was I thinking?” (It’s code from last night)
This is why funerals are, psychologically, a bad idea.
Wakes, the whole intent of them, are much better for morale. It’s better to celebrate the life someone had, even if the death wasn’t natural or premature.
The flower got it right, that was kinda what they needed to hear at that moment but they were in the wrong headspace.
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