HMS Invincible: gets sunk
HMS Lame Dog: survives 18 torpedo strikes, 3 bombings, 2 fires, and an iceberg
Lease your phone so that you have enough money to finance a pizza.
“YOU OWN NOTHING!!”
“Business has picked up since Jimmy Instagram’d my diner.”
Native Americans: “Welcome to our land, pale-skinned people. What is ours is yours.”
Europeans: “I FUCKING HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU DIE!!!”
It’s almost like the entire country is built on an ancient Native American burial ground. >_>
Me: tell a girl I’ve been living alone for years
“Wow, you know how to cook?”
“Wow, you do all your own laundry?”
“Wow you clean house regularly?”
Me: “Did you miss the part where I said I lived alone for years??”
This plane can fit 50 men!
Put Swan Lake on the currency.
I can hear that first picture.
The iOS app does not have this. Photos can only be added to a comment using the photo picker.
On iOS, you can either use a photo from the camera app or an image in the Files app (something that was added to the phone as a document). But the Files app does not have access to the photos that are part of the camera roll. And the camera roll doesn’t have access to files.
(The first two images in this comment were added using the Voyager app without any issue. The third image failed repeatedly. I logged into lemmy.world using the vger.app website and the third image uploaded without any problems.)
If you re-record a VHS tape once, it’ll probably look just as good as the first recording.
If you reuse the same tape over and over again it starts to get wonky.
Even Mars knows that hexagons are bestagons.