The OP is missing something. The two specific funds of his 5 holdings that he said he bought are both up. The 3 he didn't provide specifics are up too.
$15k should be all in Vanguard total market index. Smaller funds are riskier and could take decades to show their greater returns.
But has Harris simulated oral sex in public?
If you want a candidate that represents you and will simulate oral sex in front of children, there's only one candidate to pick.