MelodiousFunk

There are exceptions.

No weapons

Does mayonnaise count?

Yeah, 50 F is chilly.

Mysteries and Mayhem (in my ass)

"Chew on", in this case, is a figure of speech meaning "think about," typically in a different light than previously afforded on the topic.

No one would actually eat an alot. Alots are intelligent and friendly.

Which possibly hasn't even been fully digested yet.

"Sorry doc, was thinking about work. Did you say something about line go up?"

That sounds like mental illness.

ETA: Replace "work" in that quote with practically any other activity/subject, whether outlandish or banal.

I sit through movies but I don't remember them because I'm thinking about baking cakes.

I sit through movies but I don't remember them because I'm thinking about traffic patterns.

I sit through movies but I don't remember them because I'm thinking about cannibalism.

I sit through movies but I don't remember them because I'm thinking about shitposting.

Obsessed with something? At best, you're "quirky" (depending on what you're obsessed with). Unless it's money. Being obsessed with that is somehow virtuous.

If these leaked blueprints are to be believed...

And what happens when it ends up in shark-infested waters?