Hey! Looks like your tires are flat! Is that why you're pumping them?
Yup! Here's your sign!
Hey! It looks like Mexico is not invading Kuwait anymore as it was never predicted anywhere by anyone!
Yup! Here's your sign!
werefreeatlast
joined 10 months ago
I need an AI vibrator sounding mouse with blue tooth!
Buddy! How are you moving the mouse so fast??? Your hands aren't even moving! Anyway are you coming to the meeting?
I just came at the...to the meeting yes ofcourse. I'll be right there!
Guys! Guys! Guess what! Kohler and American standard are going up against Toto in a battle of the flushes! They teamed up with Microsoft to add Copilot to every toilet in America! Initially this will be in the form of a heated electrified seat with AI powered slow close. But as it ...sorry, ass it learns, it will be able to do things we never imagined!
Like haven't you ever wished to have a gentle warm water ball massage 😉 given to you automatically by your brother-in-law's toilet when you come over and visit?
Wouldn't it be cool if the same amenities were available at the Walmart too and the Costco or even the local recreational public park toilets? Imagine what these seats could learn about the go on the go! And the convenience of not having to bring your own ball massager everywhere you go is just incredible.
AI control could bring bidet's everywhere the ability to clean the areas that need to be cleaned and leave the other areas dryer than before! You'd be in and out in a jiffy! Imagine that! A no-mess public toilet anywhere you go!
I don't have a pussy but anyone else other than republicans may please grab me anyway they please.
Some weirdos would love for trump to grab them by the pussy.
I voted like 2 weeks ago. For god's sake get your ballot in on time. I've heard of no blizzards or typhoons or tornadoes or earthquakes. Do you want to have one of those things happen before you get to vote? No? So go now!!!! It's a super easy ballot. Go vote. The maga people are going to ruin us all if you don't go vote. Her something to drink so you're well hydrated. Get your sweater on and go! Or fill out your mail-in ballot and put it in your mailbox 📫. That's easier than cleaning your ears!
Can't get by the balls since he's got none.
I always thought missiles had toes! My childhood is ruined 😔.
My friend would like more please
Okay now let's imagine we did have awesome candidates to choose from not just Kamela, the orange back of peanut Grease and the several others in the list that were never mentioned except for a couple of times when they explained why only Kamela and Trump were in the debates. If let's say we had two really strong republicans that could get democratic votes against two really strong democrats who could easily get republican votes...how could my vote as a Democrat count at all if I voted for one of the republicans but then I happened to be in a democratic state like Texas (lol. Let's pretend Texas had mostly democratic electors). Like you mentioned, the electoral vote would be winner takes whatever...all or some. My individual vote is either diluted via population and number of representatives per stated, or eaten up by Jerrymandering or whatever. I say fuck the electoral college, count all the damn votes and make the popular vote win.
I wasn't gonna do it, but if you got any last remarks, you better say them now Mr putin
In other news, more and more drugged up SUV drivers seek vengeance by running over innocent gas station bystanders.... most of the time it turns out to be just a cat, so it's okay.
No thanks, I'm good. You guys go ahead and ticket each other until you all go bankrupt. The rest of us will just stand right here and watch the whole stupidity unfold.
We all know it, AI is better than you so just move over and let AI do the job 😉.
So anyway, lolz, we got photos of you, give us money 🤑💰🤑🤑💰🤑💰💰🤑!
Oh yes! The 3D experience!
Go ahead sign in! Tell us how our shit product is broken. That's valuable information that we SOLIDWORKS can keep to ourselves and make you create a new username and password combo to remember. Ofcourse your data regarding anything is actually ours. We own it! Thanks!
1)You get thru downloading the thing since it advertises support for your printer, 2)Click on it to start using it right? 3)Right? 4)X out of the login window because you don't have a login and don't want one thanks. 5) Put the newly downloaded file in the trash bin. 6) Right click on the trash bin and "empty trash" 7-10) Relax for a bit since you don't have yet another data collecting app spying on you. But then post about how shitty the experience was.
I can't believe anyone would actually create a login to use an app like this. Fuck that. I will just use shitty chitubox for now. Fuck^2, but at least I don't live in some shit server with all my 3D models stolen or my credit card or GPS or whatever the fuck they want to get from me. I'm sure chitubox is already doing it, but hey I don't need a password for that.
Would it be awesome if they put some of that vaccine and other vaccines in the bottled water, sodas and swimming pool water? Everyone eventually has to drink water, so why not to it little by little thru a global low dose in the global water supply?
All answers accepted, specially the really wrong ones.
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But trim them a little to correct the problem. At least trim their balls back an inch. That way they can't spread.