Because I literally can't. The second part sounds homophobic, but I don't see how it follows from the first sentence.
- the other stickers -mute icon in bottom right
- sign on the ground, looks like he backed into it
this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2024
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I also would like to congratulate all the "str8" and "anal" sex enjoyers. God also wanted everyone to know the backdoor / "tailgate" has always been a legal hole.
Pretty much every culture used animal dung for stuff. We do today. We use it to make food. Fertilizer is made of it. We eat da poo poo
:cereal2:
fed the cows the doodoo
But it's bird doo doo so it doesn't count! 
why is anal in quotes?
they call it "anal" sex, but it's so free-form. i expected it to be excessively organized and obsessive!
He wanted to write butt sex, but that's not allowed anymore because of woke.
He (it's gotta be a man) doesn't recognize it as a legitimate form of sex (I guess).
He should have put "sex" in quotes, but screwed up. Oh well.
woaw! (based based based based based based based)
Wait till this person finds out what Anglos did with bodies of those same ancient Egyptians.
Grind them into powder to make the finest brown pigment?
However, fresh supplies of mummies diminished
i like how he cited his source
(N ~ational~)
(G ~eographic~)
With the huuge......tracts of land pic too!
Whoa!
For some of us, eating ass is the only health care we can afford.
It's like one of 3 ethical forms of consumption under capitalism
Stalin ate all the ass with his comically large spoon. So many died in the Holedomor
Putting the message on a board and not just painting it directly on your truck is cowardice. Commit to the bit.
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Whoa!
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God is judge
some trillbillies-ass bit
This is exactly what would get called into Speak Your Piece, just missing a "God bless" at the end
A true philosopher
I’d like to know what exactly is implied by the quotation marks around the word “anal” here.
Maybe he's implying that people are doing it wrong? That real anal sex haven't been tried?
To say that “anal sex doesn't work” is to overlook the fact that it did. In Eastern Europe, Russia, China, Mongolia, North Korea, and Cuba, anal created a sex life for the mass of people that was far better than the wretched vanilla sex they had endured under feudal lords, military bosses, foreign colonizers, and Western capitalists. The end result was a dramatic improvement in butt sex conditions for hundreds of millions of people on a scale never before or since witnessed in history.
I think they want to say that they don't consider anal penetration to be legitimate intercourse but they're too illiterate to know how to correctly do that (e.g. anal "sex")
correctly doo-doo that
Ftfy
Maybe they're one of those pedantic I-am-very-smart types who think that it should ackshually be called anal-rectal sex,
It's in the butt, but not really in the butt? Yeah, I dunno lmao
"anal" is when you lay your dick in-between the butt cheeks like a hot dog in a bun
I like anal, but only in my hoohoo.
Riding those rails like all up in that choo choo
I'm a locomotive so bring dat boom-bap
Trainnn!
(worst Beastie Boys lyrics ever)
The “ANAL” in quotes makes me giggle. Why does that get scare quotes? What is it supposed to mean? I’m just imagining.
Also like to imagine he also flies a KFC sign
I feel like he might be missing a few millennia of history there. I bet this guy is going to love the Greeks and the Romans!
This is brilliant satire
Return to tradition, eat ass.
Can I just write another canon book where God walks back the homophobia?
KFC approves this message
I almost blurred it out as soon as you brought my attention to the sign, because I resent the thought of doing any modicum of brand awareness advertising for a corporation, but it kind of looks like the sign is in the truck bed and that's kind of funny.
Are those supposed to be pyramids?
poop, from a butt
