Dingus_Khan

Having a high voice and child bearing hips does it for me, and I'm sure having painted nails doesn't help. Plus wearing a mask that hides my mustache. Oh and also some people are just absolute dipshits and there just isn't anything you can do about it

BOOOOOOO! (huge compliment)

Just for some amount of levity, a tale of Halloween past: the year one of my friends dressed in a banana costume and threw bananas at people while another friend dressed as a gorilla and chased him and we all drunkenly chortled

I want to live in the fake news universe where a single chippy owner is responsible for more destruction of English property than the blitz

Phillies fans preparing a mangonel full of batteries

So fucking perfect

Recently switched from getting pickle spears to baby dills. So much better, so very crunchy. But for some reason I can't stop calling them cornichons in the Brace Belden gourmand voice

I don't think the Nazis were as cry bullyish as Zionists (it's difficult to be)

I remember from the book Volokolamsk Highway that the author emphasized at several points that damn near every nazi soldier who was wounded even slightly would stop fighting and just scream at the top of their lungs until evacuated. This was contrasted against Soviet soldiers continuing to fight when wounded and suffering in silence so as not to reveal their positions. Not that this disproves your statement at all, it just makes me chuckle and kind of reminded me of that is all

It's like she used a monkey's paw to wish to win, then tried to use it again to cancel out the horrible unintended consequences, leading to more drastic consequences. Somehow the paw has more fingers than can be counted and she won't stop trying

Please let this become a new election time tradition

I've seen so many weird custom made yard signs this year. Most of them are for actual candidates or at least the party generally, but several are just (trying to be) funny spoofs. The best one I've seen so far is "I'M AN ASSHOLE! Not running for anything, just wanted my own sign" which is so dumb it caught me off guard

How to go completely deaf in one easy step