Are the years metric?
this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2024
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We've retired the joke:
Can you imagine sending that one perpetual intern who's so tired of your shit to Home Depot to buy the cheapest sink for your lame joke as the world's richest man starved for attention?
it's me sink.
One day this will be true
Not if they will die before then...
1990 kid here, im so old i died yesterday
this will become true in just a couple of years from now, assuming you represent age as a base-six number. (4*6+5 == 2027-1998)
Bullshit I will be 45 next year and was born 1980. Whoever did the math is not doing it right.
(if you were, you'd be 73 next year.)
Would that not be 113?
Born in 1985. 'bout to turn 100 in a couple months.
Born in '78, basically immortal
I'm with you 'brother', albeit one year behind. Let us tell tales of effective protest and civilian action!
Bullshit, the last person from the before-fore times died off a millennia ago.
Many fell, some survive.
Come closer children, i will tell you of a time of meaningful climate action and workplace reforms
As an adult I must say that those are some of my favorite fairy tales.
Remember when Nickelodeon was in on repairing the hole in the Ozone layer? Remember when there was a call-a-thon about it?
I just turned 100 last month, it's fuckin awesome, I can fly now, only like for a mile, but everything I need is within a mile radius, so I'm saving Soo much on fuel and parking.
1990 gang calling in, I’ll be 65 this January
Also 1990 gang, I'll be 78 this February
Time is a human invention.
Time is invented.
But the number of cesium atom oscilations are a fact, not invented.
Time is a tool you can put on the wall, or wear it on your wrist
The past is far behind us, the future doesn't exist! Oh, what's the time?
Which man has created to aid his sense of decay, movement of all things, and exertion of control on his world
Found Emil Ciorans lemmy account
Sinks must follow the same rules as vampires.
Each time you cut yourself while shaving or your teeth bleed for some reason, those bastards get more powerful.
You had been warned
Not awake, read that as something about shaving your teeth and recoiled and reread it and I missed the mark by so far.....coffee time.
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Holy shit, I've accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I'm somehow only 40 years old.
Or maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.
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I'm 145 years old. Where are my bald gang at?
I've gotta get back to preparing my coffin, I don't have time for this
Math is hard
It doesn't get easier once ya turn 100, sonny, let me tell ya.
I'm born in 1975.
I'm fucking sunk. :)
I'm having a 50 year old crisis, wants to stop working, wants to travel, wants to have a new life. The entire kit. It's fun. Really. :)
Same
You younglings won't understand, but after about age 35, your brain filters out calendar math and you won't notice the meme is wrong.
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Um. I was born in 1984 and I just turned 40 this year, thank you.
Good thing you got in ahead of 1998 then!
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