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Holy shit, I've accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I'm somehow only 40 years old.
The cure was basic math
Or maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.
Like that dyslexic fucker who wrote 1984 in 1948 I imagine.
Edit: it's not even a good joke, apparently it was 1949.. them again it wasnt funny if accurate either, oh well
And what was the name of your first pet?
The same as my mother's maiden name, hunter2
I mean it's technically not wrong. I'm 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.
Born again Christian who wasn't quite done sinning after the first reset? 😛
Your poor mother... Viking horns couldn't have gone well when they had to put you back in
Good thing that viking helmets never had horns (that was the invention of Catholics literally demonizing) and i wasn't wearing one at the time anyway 😄
Hot bologna, if you're telling me How To Train Your Dragon wasnt historically accurate I'm going to spit on the ground.
In that case, I hope your crops can use the moisture 😄
I'm more dreading that's -4c outside, agh
You and me both*! I would have gotten out of bed an hour or so ago, but it's too cold out there! 😄
*though it's slightly above 0 here
Couldn't sleep, threw off my sleep schedule this weekend but have to leave for work at 2:30am (1:42 here). I'll hate myself by 4pm for sure haha
they would have to have had a hell of a childhood
Pun intended, I hope 😁