[-] [email protected] 119 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Mod here . I found this amusing, and op is good sport, so fuck y'all I'm leaving it up. 😁

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Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

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submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Hey everyone. As promised, here's what I did for the holiday. It's a classic mojito mix, made with freshly picked key limes. This is actually the 3rd pitcher, so pardon the lack of visual flair.

And before anyone asks, I don't use a specific recipe or ratio. I built to taste based on the palate of the people I'm with. Some of my family like it weak and mild sweetness, so I have the bottle of rum for floating and made a simple syrup for the family who are speedrunning diabetes.

I've been making these since I was 6, feel free to ask me about any of it!

Happy Turkey Day!

[-] [email protected] 97 points 2 years ago

This amuses me on multiple levels.

For one, it just looks like the temperature got high and the gum melted.

Second, I've seen enough dumb shit happen in real life that this could legitimately have happened.

[-] [email protected] 348 points 2 years ago

Just as the phrase is "for God's sake," the proper grammar is "for fuck's sake." It's possessive. The fuck is the subject here, it's for their sake. For the sake of the fuck.

[-] [email protected] 117 points 2 years ago

... Just say thank you? You don't need to follow through with their offer to acknowledge their appreciation.

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[-] [email protected] 121 points 2 years ago

"heard you was talking shit." - The Pope, probably

[-] [email protected] 116 points 2 years ago

The sun has bleached any color off that moon flag.

Which means it's French.

[-] [email protected] 99 points 2 years ago

This is a perfect example for this community.

[-] [email protected] 102 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Restaurant manager here, been doing this for a few decades. You do not want to know just how much leeway we get with basic sanitation. Seriously, be very thankful that you have an immune system.

[-] [email protected] 175 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This funny meme is also a good example of survivorship bias. There are both good and shitty ACs from both eras. We're just only comparing to the good old ACs because the shitty ones already broke.

[-] [email protected] 135 points 2 years ago

Why are we bothering to continue giving her the attention? Sharing this nonsense only helps her.

[-] [email protected] 192 points 2 years ago

Reddit won't actually die, it'll just be a hollow shell of what it once was.

To illustrate my point, Digg still exists.

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