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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago

Revisionism on Hexbear! Mods! i-spil-my-jice

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“What the hell is she saying! That’s revisionism! Pure revisionism! Worse than revisionism! Has she gone off her head? I hope Stalin hasn’t gotten wind of this yet, or there’ll be hell to pay. Tell nemmybun I want to see her in my office TODAY at 4:00 pm SHARP. And she better have a good explanation for this garbage!”

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago

Babe it's 2am, time for your angle flattening.

hexbear-chapochat yes honey

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Well fuck you in particular then, showing up late to the party.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Why did did this make me laugh so hard i-cant

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

No, it's too smooth. IT'S TOO SMOOTH

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

john kerry must be stopped

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

messed up tbh

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't know how to respond properly to someone telling me "fuck you" crush

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

spray-bottle is always an option

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

I can't believe you've done this

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

It's gonna take all day to chisel this bear back to a hexagon. Alright, crew! Looks like overtime is in the cards! Let's get back to work!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

silver legion has gone too far

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago
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Look how they massacred my boy

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

wilhelm screaming

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago
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What a pleasant-looking chilibear

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incoherant screaming

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Aw no not my hexbear, I needed that :(

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

This is either the best thing or the worst thing and i cant tell

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago
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This is blasphemy

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

gui-trans I will defend mah bears

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

behold, the ~~circbear~~ sphbear

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

I guess we doin blorb bears now

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

This looks more like the original bear than our logo

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

okay that’s it! im logging off

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R E P O R T E D

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

It's as smooth as our brains. blob-no-thoughts

(This is a joke, I'm sure everyone's brains are ribbed for their pleasure.)

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