[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

All this news means is that the feds are part of the blackmail too, but I think we all already knew that.

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

Stop, you're gonna make me install it next, I had no idea. thurston

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submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by PurrLure@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

But why haven't chuds noticed chickpeas yet and accused chickpeas of turning guys into femboys?

I mean CHICKpea? Chickpea...nis? It's basically a freebie. Get new content losers, soy is so 2022. monkey-typewriter

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 62 points 1 month ago

I guess we're all finding out by the end of this weekend.

The great satan forbid a new war affects stonk prices on a Friday. amerikkka

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 91 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well

the years start coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming andtheydon'tstopcomingandtheydon'tstopcomingandTHEYDON'TSTOPCOMINGA̶̢̦̥̳͈̪̪̾̌̀̋̾̃̇̌͛́̏̈́̅͌̎͛̚N̶̦͓̮͈͙͎͂̑͂̈́̿͛͗͛́̏̏͐͒͋͝͝D̸̜̹̑̍̈́͂̒̀̆̈́̀͠͠ ̵̨̮̘͓͙̠͙̜̥̝̻̰͕̝͇͔̩̲̮̠̹̬̗̻͎͎͓̟̣̀̇͐̔͑̈́͐̍̑̋̊̽̍͐̔̒̏̅̏̓̎̈́̎͘͘̕̕͜T̴̨͍̠̼̼̞̬̝̃͐̊́̑̔̾̒̂̚͝ͅĤ̴̡̨̛̖͈̩̪̼̰͓̩̮͍̮̠̹̤͕͎̦̯̖́̍͋̅̃̒͂̔̃̀ͅȨ̸̗̹̻̯͚̥̤̭̞̩̭̞̠͇̦̦̟̬̹̅̀͂̍͛̌̾͛̎̄̃͆̅͘͜͝͠͝Ỹ̶̩͕̟̬̙̖͇͔̭̣̯̲̮̦͚̝̲̣̹̈́̂̇͊͗̊̆̚͜͜ͅͅ ̸̢̧̛̛̙͈͕͓̩̜͇͉̝̹̗̥̟̖̝̘̟̣͕̪̼̺̜̓̎͌̿͊͑̀̍̈́̈́͌̃̽̐̏̉̂͆̐͛̿̒͗̍͘̕͜ͅD̴̡̧̧̛͔͇͍̞͙̼̪̲̠̦͍̹̖͓̯̥̿̈̉̿̽̌̍͒̉̏̑͌̌̆̓͐̽̑̎̈̀͒̌̎̉͘̕͜͜͠͝O̴̢̧̡̨̢͖̞̜̻̣̫̰͖͉̹̘͙̳̞̣͙̠̣̭̼̙͖̗͌͌̈́̔̈́̂͛͋̏̂̌͘͝N̷̨̫̮̠̘͔̘͂͋̉̎̀'̶̢̨̰̪̯͇̳͚̪͔̠̫̝̘̦̭͎͙̤̟͇̞͇̑̏̊͑͐̀́̒̃̋͑̉̑̈́͐̓̍͝͝͝T̸̤̭̲̩̫̥͎͙̎̆̇̀͘ ̴̨̢̨̖̪͉͔̲͖̞͕̠͎͙̥͕̹̺͕͗̔͆́̅̉́̓̎̅̅̉̈́̈́̕̚͝͝͝͝͠S̸̞͖̉̓͂̓̈̏̇̂̾̅̀̈́̊̾̈͑̃̌̋͘͘̚T̸̨̟̩̙̤̻̺̝̠͑̀̍́̈̈́͊̈́̔̆̏̿̊̈͛̇̕͠O̷̢̨̨̯̙̱̭͔̲̱̗̯̙̤̗͓͓̼̥̖͉̻̞̰̽̈́̉͗̀̈́̽̓̐P̴̧̱̟̘͚̖͙̲̩̘͈͔̥͇̈́̐͊̈̿́̑̔͗̏̚̕̕͜͝͠͠ͅ ̵͙̻͉͋̓̏͐̓C̶̢̨̢̡̛͍͈͕̱̗͙̠̖̞̘̪̟̗͎͚͍̗̠͚̋̔̃̓̄̆͋͛̆̆̂́̃̃̇̽̇̏̐͛͂͆̾͘͘͠͝Ơ̴̮̠̱̯̑̂͊̉́̐̃̃̕͘Ṃ̷̧̨̨͎̬̻̮̟̗͔̠͉̰̠̖̖̜̪̆̒̃̄̾̓̎̈̂͌̍̇̂̐͝I̸̡͓͖̜̗̘͓̳̱̣̰̞̤̺̤͇̲͙͚̰̲̘̐̅̐͆̽͂̓͌̉̐̑̕͜ͅN̷̛̩̪̻̭̍͑͌͑̄̓̓̋͊̀͊̉͐͗͌́̓̀͋̉̕͘͘G̸̡̨̛̼͎̟̺̫̝͉̰̙͓͖̤̬̫̹̭͚̯̖̠̙͓̫̏̽̽̓̽͑̊͑̀̇̒̕͝͝ shrek-pixel-despair

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by PurrLure@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net

I'm sure there's a few of them out there, considering how much money is being spent, but I'm mostly interested in the idea that the ballroom is actually just a lid for a massive multi-layer basement data center for the president to do fucked up classified things with. I got it from a conspiracy theory youtuber that recently had a one hit wonder and I was curious if this was a silly niche conspiracy theory or if I've just been living under a rock and it-is-known

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 63 points 1 month ago

Thanks for not announcing war with Venezuela, I guess????

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Yeah, I'm American and yeah, I made myself mad and looked this up as a reminder. I guess I just didn't feel like having a good day today.

And yep, I have a job that gives us zero paid time off and literally won't ever give it to us unless the government forces them to. kiryu-slam

What's that? A recession is inevitable so I need to hug onto my job like my survival depends on it? Well shucks, I guess I'll just cope and seethe until I die, especially considering that contractors rarely can ever unionize.

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 60 points 4 months ago

Hmmm, hey internal anxiety, what do you think is going to happen?

Ah... hmm, really? Ok, ok... well shit.

Don't let me hold the lathe on this one: They're going to announce an economic depression soon and ramp up the fascism internally. They're getting the army prepped to join ICE in brutally deporting people they don't like. Anyone that refuses during this meeting will be immediately replaced. Martial law will just be the start of the purge. Immigrants, sure, but also the homeless, trans people, leftists, sucdems, libs that actively protest, chuds that happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, and there'll probably be a few more fash idiots "martyred" for being more useful dead than alive while they're at it. My anxiety is telling me to spend all my money on fun shit while I can, but I'm going to try and ignore that urge.

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 65 points 4 months ago

"F-fuck you! We're not based! WE'RE NOT BASED!"

  • Official statement from a DSA rep while turning into a corncob
[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 83 points 4 months ago

I dunno, I think Charlie Kirk is a changed man.

After all, he hasn't said anything repulsive in a week! sans-doot

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 84 points 4 months ago

Huh.... so they don't care about the DSA?

Hmmmmm thonk

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submitted 10 months ago by PurrLure@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

Some people can’t fall asleep at night because of anxiety or guilt. Me? I’ve got real important philosophical questions that maybe you can help me out with:

Let’s say, theoretically, that I visited Margaret Thatcher’s grave. And let’s say, very theoretically, that I tried waiting until everyone left but people kept coming in. Absolutely so privacy smh.

Now obviously I’m just there to make sure she rests in piss. But you see, I’m a bit of a shy pisser and the crowds are theoretically preventing me from unzipping and doing my thing. What I wanna know is, would it still be based if I pissed my pants while standing on top of Margaret Thatcher’s grave and a little of it dribbled down my legs and eventually touched the gravestone, or would it still be cringe to piss myself in public on purpose?

“Surely there are more options than exposing yourself and pissing yourself.” You immediately think. Ok, sure, let me add a few rules since there’s no way this theoretical yellow shower would be the first to water Thatcher’s grave flowers. Let’s assume there’s at least one plainclothes guard hiding in the crowd, a no eating or drinking rule (so good luck sneaking in a “lemonade” and pouring one out for respect), and that there’s at least one security camera recording the gravesite. Hear me out: If you piss yourself you could claim afterwards you were having a medical episode and possibly get away with it even if they identify you. Just don’t pisspog.

So the questions are:

  • Is pissing yourself on purpose in order to piss on Margaret Thatcher’s grave based?

  • If you were trying to get away with it, what’s a more effective way to do it? Consider the conditions listed above.

  • Am I a cowardly liberal for trying to get away with it and not just being a chad about it?

I want your essays turned in by the end of the day. margaret-thatcher

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submitted 1 year ago by PurrLure@hexbear.net to c/vegan@hexbear.net

I see a lot of people at least joking about going vegan lately. I've been vegan for roughly.... ah, I want to say 4 years now? I lost track awhile ago. It was around the time the wreckers came to Hexbear and convinced a bunch of us to watch Dominion (highly recommend doing so btw, it's free online).

ANYWAYS, if you're interested in more than just shitposts and are seriously interested in veganism I was thinking I could help answer any questions you have. Comment here or send me a DM if you're blush shy. shy This comm has limits on what we can talk about btw, such as diet. And I think the whole website has restrictions on recommending specific brands of food? So DM for questions like that, thanks.

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Like the title says. I just heard about it a few days ago from YouTube. It sounds really cute and gay, but I was wondering if it's just nostalgia bait or if they're actually achieving some sort of community over there. Also, whether there are a lot of leftists there or if they tend to get pushed out. Is it still up and thriving or did it peak a couple of years ago?

And uuuuh... if you made a cute lil website of your own, can I see? shy

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I just finished 3 very expensive psychologist evaluations yesterday (it cost me as much as my rent split even after insurance) and it turns out my childhood diagnosis was correct: I've got a big ol case of Autism! niko-dance creature niko-dance

No more imposter syndrome baby! It's cheered me up quite a bit. I might even get to WFH full time if my workplace accommodations are approved. But uh... you remember what else happened in the last couple of days?

MMMMMMMMMMMMM hitler-detector my-hero cheeto-man walter-yell please-wake-up Yeah, I can't remember either.

ANYWAYS, hope I don't look sus as fuck at work this week by being a lil upbeat while the country rapidly deteriorates in real time. elmofire

Chat, can I get a "certified pogchamp" in the comments pls? jerma-happy

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 97 points 1 year ago

Could it be? Is this the magical holiday spirit I'm feeling that I keep hearing so much about every year? Bloomer

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 63 points 1 year ago

Daaaamn, even facebook boomers want to piss on his grave. rip-bozo-grave

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Webfishing is Cool (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 year ago by PurrLure@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

Dumb story time from web fishing:

I join a server room titled as a women's zone

Convo is lighthearted talk about furries and how cringe is good and fun.

A man joins the conversation.

Convo turns to older gacha games.

Guy casually mentions he has spent 24k on gacha games.

He immediately gets dunked on.

I say he sounds like a spoiled cybertruck owner.

Dude gets mad not at the cybertruck comment, but at being called spoiled.

Says I don't know any better because he calls his work a career while I call mine a job.

He openly admits without anyone nudging him on that he's a 26 year old veteran that got free college and now gets paid 300k a year to program... if he's to be believed.

We start calling him a war criminal.

Guy thinks he can own me by buying games for the chat. I tell him I don't need his blood money.

Some gal gets like a $60 game for free and he tells me how owned and mad I am.

I tell him I would feel sorry for him being this lonely if he wasn't a war criminal.

Guy starts misgendering everyone that called him a war criminal.

He immediately gets kicked and everyone is relieved.

I get to stay and naturally the convo becomes a lot more relaxed and gay.

fishe pog-fish smoking-fish

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I'm seriously thinking about skipping health insurance another year to help with saving. Do you think that will be more expensive in the long run? I don't have any major health problems, but I also haven't visited a general practitioner in like a decade so there could be something hiding. Every decision is such a huge gamble in this fucking country. I hate it here but my job and degree aren't in demand internationally, and I'm not willing to marry an internet stranger overseas (I'm already taken anyways) so if I can't leave the country I can at least move to a state that chuds aren't swarming to with each passing year.

(This isn't because Harris lost, I'm not a fucking lib. It's because the abortion amendment failed despite 57% approval. I'm just an object here. I've actually been planning it out for a couple of years now, but this was the final straw.)

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submitted 2 years ago by PurrLure@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

I've been restless lately and have been getting nostalgic for minecraft. I booted it up this weekend on single player and all it made me do was miss the old Hexbear server. The train one was a bit too complicated, but that one where we built a huge city? That was pretty nice.

T-There wouldn't be interest in bringing it back, would there? I promise I won't build another ice race track in the sky that ruins the view, really. shy

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 64 points 2 years ago

People going to the UFC fight tomorrow have the potential to do the funniest thing in American history.

second-plane mccrucified

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submitted 2 years ago by PurrLure@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net

"Violence has no place in our society" - Ah sorry, she specified political violence, I guess state violence doesn't count as political. liberalism

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You don't wanna know what happens if you end up guessing right. walter

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