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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

...is that he can't tell anyone about it. It's like being a superhero and having to hide your identity. I hope he has a few ride-or-die homies that know so he can celebrate.

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[-] [email protected] 60 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Such a good ending for his character

[-] [email protected] 59 points 7 months ago

I'd be fine with just knowing that I did it and didn't get stopped or clapped

[-] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Excusing myself every hour from every social event for the rest of my life to have a big laugh in the next room

[-] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Wouldn't even do that

I already got secrets I'm taking to the grave, what's one more?

[-] [email protected] 59 points 7 months ago

Its better this way, the myth will be more powerful than the man.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

You can’t kill a symbol

[-] [email protected] 54 points 7 months ago

Even if I had someone I could trust enough, I wouldn't tell them. It's not fair to burden someone with keeping that level of secret.

[-] [email protected] 49 points 7 months ago

He executed his plan perfectly and he has near-universal support for his actions. This is already his best-case scenario. I hope he’s enjoying the circus from somewhere safe.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago

Not impossible they're 1) dying or 2) lost or is losing someone they love, because of the atrocious healthcare industry. So they may have found the catharsis they needed, and don't need to speak of it, at least until their deathbed

[-] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago

Shouldnt even tell the ride or dies since it puts them in a bad legal position. So anyway um kinda random but if any cute guys from new york who have a cool hoodie and dont like private healthcare wanna just hang out and not discuss our recent activities hmu.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago

I know who did it. I talked to them on Club Penguin.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago

I just hope our hero is in Moscow by now.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago

I hope he’s in Cuba telling Tupac

[-] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

It was me. I am Spartacus.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

nazi-punching it’s like this legend but even more so

[-] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

No celebration necessary. Seeing the popular reaction is reward in itself.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

clipping. - Air Em Out.flac

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

What a thrill
the darkness and silence through the night
what a thrill

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