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Momma Mia! CW: Meat (hexbear.net)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

MFW the gender reveal is ruined because the dyed grease running off the plate ruined the suprise maddened

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[-] [email protected] 60 points 7 months ago

Was it intentional that the cheese looks like cum, we get it, you got pregnant.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago

The meat kinda looks like labia minora lol

[-] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago

That's what I was thinking too, like this screams sex innuendo "cream pie".

[-] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago

I know I looked at it and wanted to fuck it wtf is going on with me

[-] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Gonna be a hell of a burn

[-] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

You're too horny. A volcel rep will be with you shortly

[-] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago

I didn't really need more reasons to destroy the gender binary, but i'll add it to the list.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

What in the blue hell

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

Gulag gulag is the noise it makes when I'm sexing the hot cheese pocket

[-] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

nevermind no gulag for you stalin-gun-1stalin-gun-2

[-] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago

If your vagina is oozing cheese, you might want to get that checked out.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Why they crying are they sad cos theyre italian

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Yis it's so sad kitty-cri

[-] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

visible-disgust yep reconfirming my gayness.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

Ewwwwwwieee that looks so disgusting

kitty-cri-potato

[-] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

If this isn't AI generated, I will call upon Groetus to end the universe

[-] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

These people should be institutionalized

[-] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

What do if stick dick in hot pocket

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[-] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

Tony Soprano may be a bigot but he would never support this travesty against Italian cuisine

[-] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

It’s a stromboyli BTW.

Gender reveals are fucked on so many levels.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

Puked a little in my mouth. Thanks

[-] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

Wait, trans dudes get blue lab...oh.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

I’ll get…uh… the blue meat pleas

[-] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

What if it's intersex though?

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