I'm on lemmy far too much. I've noticed that exactly zero people from this instance has ever tried to argue with me or make any dumbass "actually" comments picking apart something I've said for no reason.

I've also gotten into multiple conversations with people here that cracked me up and made my night.

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Every time Hexbear isn’t on the Lemmy front page, other instances should be asking “I wonder where Hexbear is?”

Whenever Hexbear isn't on your screen, users should be asking "Where's Hexbear?"

Hexbear is a billion times better than the general population about vegan and covid conscious stuff. I can't forget this. Everyone always harps on this place being safe for queer people. But I can't get over the number of left spaces that fell apart because the admins needed "vegan hate stirring #4 this week".

Hexbear is the fertile soil turned by the plow, the last kiss from a lover, the dawn that is promised but never comes

It is the blood spilled by an honest man, the ringing of a bell just before it fades to silence

This is Hexbear

If hexbear has a million posters, then I am one of them. If hexbear has ten posters, then I am one of them. If hexbear has only one poster then that is me. If hexbear has no posters, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against hexbear, then I am against the world.

Post hog

we have the best emojis

I like hexbear because the emotes rule and it's had at least one name change

Incredible posting powers are bestowed upon those who swear by the volcel pledge.

While incels are watching Andrew Tate and complaining about how women don't like nice guys, we study the blade

While noncels are consenting to intercourse, we politely decline to dedicate the time and effort to shitpost on a fringe online forum.

So much time wasted trying & failing to get laid, or succeeding in getting laid. Meanwhile we're having 200+ comment threads on who would win in Super Smash Bros. Melee if Enver Hoxha played against Amadeo Bordiga.

I like that the bear is hexagonal. And it's good to have a friendly instance where we can safely celebrate the legacy of Hillary Clinton, the real president of the United States.

fediverse go on chapo

they just let me take over the general megathread planning when i wasnt a mod so thats why its cool, plus the emotes

i thought hexbear was a podcast abt having sex with ur dad!

Hexbear is like marmite except it's not fucking disgusting.