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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The hallways outside this classroom

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The world that exists in chuds' nightmares is so fucking based.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

it's completely illustrated because reading beyond a 5th grade level is gay sorcery. Osteen Chapter 3, Verse 6.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

I thought it was a board game box.

I guess that says more about me.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

2-6 PRAYERS

kelly

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Instead of Settlers of Catan, it's Settlers of Canaan

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Holy fuck that made me laugh out loud, thank you

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

It must be a big box PC release of super Noah's arc 3d

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

The bigger they are the harder they fall

hide-and-seek

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's the good book after all.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

The just okay book

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Now that is vintage YouTube right there

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

That's the old trend, massive bibles were used in monakhomachias and religious disputes. We can still sometimes observe those where various sects of orthodox christianity gather for common holidays and get into theology discussion (usually after processions get stuck in small old churches)

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i need that My Ancestor shirt

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I LOVE ICE CREAM

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Hahhaaahha

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Is the wallstreet bets diamond hands shirt a problematic item to have in a shop

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

My Ancestor and DRUGS are my favorite albums by Rap Band*

(* - latest fad)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Underrated Kelly.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

DRUGS☠️

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Tag yourself, I'm the lever action rifle without a lever.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

As always, I'm the sex tattoo

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I am the antique colt single action army being brandished

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Me and the boys.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Top panel goes hard. If Grant Morrison has The Invisibles, these are Tract's Mostly Transparent

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Jack Chick says ACAB?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh weird, I've never seen chick tracts in that layout, all the ones I've collected are small, cheap, side-by-side comics. That looks like a higher quality printing, is it one you have or just found the pic online?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

or just found the pic online?

Lifted it off reddit shrek-troll

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I didn't even know they made higher quality prints of that trash, all the ones I've picked up off park benches have been the cheapo prints

Edit: I have this specific comic too, I think the Bible kid ends up convincing his principal that he's going to hell for teaching evolution lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Love the very faint "GOD'S WORD" watermark on the center of the image

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

That would make an excellent template for a starting Shadowrun group, as I mentioned before.

Dibs on the DRUGS-powered sniper role.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

I've got a copy of that one!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

this lady was on the street handing papers to people. I could tell it was some jesus shit due to the accessories so walked by quickly, suppressing my urge to debate her. but then in the corner of my eye I noticed it was a small horizontally-oriented comic. I had to turn on my heel and walk it back a couple steps.

"is that a jack chick??!"

"sure is"

"oh sweet, I looove those!"

she handed it to me on impulse though I think after 1-2 seconds of taking in my general vibe she understood I was only mocking her. Her expression changed as I took the thing from her. The godly document barely singed my heathen fingers.

I couldn't wait to start reading to see if it would be about some friends of mine like OP

but it was one of the new ones, lacking the (limited) creativity and empathy demonstrated in the above. It sucked.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

You should have read it in front of her and started cackling like you were perusing the funny papers

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Christians not consistently make absolute depravity look like the coolest shit ever challenge

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

where can I get those shirts? they go hard