Me applying for a job:

"I didn't come here to listen to any of you, I came to tell you all how it's going to be. Here it is, you are going to choose me and I am going to handle all this shit. #BratSummerXanax"

"Did you just say a hashtag out loud?"

"I'm speaking."

Really getting a lot mileage out of this one.

This seems like a terrible think to make your catch phrase. Like I can see it appeal to ice hearted girlboss capitalists with feminish characteristics ghouls, but everyone else is going to hear a coastal elite shushing people over literally genocide, like it's not a serious issue or problem. Also she could literally just lie for nine days and secure the bag. She could just flat out lie.

Shortest campaign in living memory

Still manages to run all of its energy straight into the ground well before the election

why even bother going to michigan if you want to lose there

Can't wait to hear her not speak anymore when she loses

Notice how her emphasis is on "bringing the hostages home" and not one word of sympathy for Gazans suffering an actual genocide with the help of her administration.

ICH SPRECHE!

Epic holocaust catchphrase

all palestinian violence against israel is self-defense.

"I'm speaking and enabling genocide" FTFY

So fucking smug, literally the presidential candidate version of

You cam hear the echoes of corporate pr team everytime they come up with these dumbasses VIRAL CATCHPHRASES

It's not that I want Trump to win, but I can't wait for her to lose.

her poor father. He probably did his best, but some kids want to rebel, and for a Marxist becoming president of the US is a pretty big rebellious faze.

slay

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Clapback queen! It worked so well last time!

Edit: Kalamazoo is a funny name. I hope this is the speech that gets put into communist history books in the future, so children can snicker about it in the corners of the classroom (this is not an invitation to start a school strugglesession)

"We have to look towards the future" ... "I am speaking about 2024"
Well... Which is it? More like dumbmala

I'm at a point where I just like her less than Trump as a human, Trump clearly has a soul, it's not a good soul but it's there. Kamala has empty shark eyes and gives Empty Husk Animated by Dark Magic Vibes. Placed alone in a room with either, I'd probably talk to Trump for a good while before killing him, cause he's hilarious and I might get him to spill the beans on some epstein stuff. Kamala would be dead on site, she's got absolutely nothing, no rizz, no personality to speak of. She's like a morph from fire emblem 7.

She has no choice, she’d lose any debate about Palestine

she missed out on the 'ehe tupac' catchphrase

I had to pause before her inevitable catchphrase. I feel like it would be a catalyst to send the rest of my day to the shitter.