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[-] [email protected] 100 points 7 months ago

Me applying for a job:

"I didn't come here to listen to any of you, I came to tell you all how it's going to be. Here it is, you are going to choose me and I am going to handle all this shit. #BratSummerXanax"

"Did you just say a hashtag out loud?"

"I'm speaking."

[-] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago

:peltier-laugh:

[-] [email protected] 81 points 7 months ago

Really getting a lot mileage out of this one.

[-] [email protected] 81 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago

So this is great but then I searched for the original and found this, which comes with an AI description saying it's ... about vaccine mandates?

Description for Kamala Harris shut the fuck up we are trying to kill some kids shirt

The central message of the Kamala Harris shut the fuck up we are trying to kill some kids shirt is a direct criticism of Harris’s stance on vaccine mandates. Specifically, the shirt opposes the Biden administration’s efforts to require vaccination against COVID-19 for certain groups, such as federal employees and healthcare workers. Those who support the shirt believe that these mandates violate individual liberty and freedom of choice. They argue that people should have the right to make their own decisions about their health, including whether or not to get vaccinated.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago

AI is dumb and wrong more often than not

[-] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

I was just surprised at how dumb and wrong it was here. Perhaps the consequence of those examples we saw early in the LLM bubble where you could get AI to say "Israel has the right to defend itself" without even trying but trying to get it to say anything similar for Palestine gave "I try not to get political" responses. So here whatever bullshit AI this t-shirt site uses couldn't even be trained to know who's calling her Kid Killer Kamala and why.

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[-] [email protected] 76 points 7 months ago

This seems like a terrible think to make your catch phrase. Like I can see it appeal to ice hearted girlboss capitalists with feminish characteristics ghouls, but everyone else is going to hear a coastal elite shushing people over literally genocide, like it's not a serious issue or problem. Also she could literally just lie for nine days and secure the bag. She could just flat out lie.

[-] [email protected] 44 points 7 months ago

I did not believe dems could think of something worse than "It's Her Turn" yet they managed to do it

[-] [email protected] 68 points 7 months ago

jokermala Shortest campaign in living memory

contextphobic Still manages to run all of its energy straight into the ground well before the election

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[-] [email protected] 64 points 7 months ago

why even bother going to michigan if you want to lose there soviet-hmm

[-] [email protected] 60 points 7 months ago

why even bother going to michigan if you want to lose there

to dab on them, the cruelty is the point

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[-] [email protected] 58 points 7 months ago

Can't wait to hear her not speak anymore when she loses

[-] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago

When she wins I'll blame you personally for jinxing it

[-] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago

if Hillary is anything to go off of, she'll in fact never shut the fuck up after losing

[-] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

Well, loses or illegal-to-say

[-] [email protected] 53 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Notice how her emphasis is on "bringing the hostages home" and not one word of sympathy for Gazans suffering an actual genocide with the help of her administration.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago

also the weapons aid to one side but not the other, clearly only one side needs to defend itself

[-] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

I believe we must give enough arms to Palestine to make up for 70 years of arming Israel, just so things are fair.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

Seems like Isn'treal is determined to return them one airborne particle at a time

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[-] [email protected] 53 points 7 months ago

i-am-adolf-hitler ICH SPRECHE!

[-] [email protected] 48 points 7 months ago

Epic holocaust catchphrase

[-] [email protected] 47 points 7 months ago

Excuse me, I'm speaking, please wait your turn.
Well when is my turn?
How about never?

[-] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

when will the children of Palestine get a chance to speak

[-] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

contextphobic If they work very very hard, when they run for president!

[-] [email protected] 47 points 7 months ago

all palestinian violence against israel is self-defense.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"I'm speaking and enabling genocide" FTFY

[-] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago

So fucking smug, literally the presidential candidate version of smuglord

[-] [email protected] 42 points 7 months ago

You cam hear the echoes of corporate pr team everytime they come up with these dumbasses VIRAL CATCHPHRASES

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[-] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago

It's not that I want Trump to win, but I can't wait for her to lose.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago

her poor father. He probably did his best, but some kids want to rebel, and for a Marxist becoming president of the US is a pretty big rebellious faze.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago

I don't think her father was really in her life tbf

[-] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago

This is a real problem with communists being absentee fathers leading to their kids growing up to be not just libs but libs with presidential aspirations, another perfect example is castro-stuff and his illegitimate son being the lib president of kkkanada

[-] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

i think he didnt do his best at all

[-] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

The idea that her father is a Marxist is a myth. He disavowed the idea in an interview.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

"We have to look towards the future" ... "I am speaking about 2024"
Well... Which is it? More like dumbmala smuglord

[-] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Clapback queen! It worked so well last time!

Edit: Kalamazoo is a funny name. I hope this is the speech that gets put into communist history books in the future, so children can snicker about it in the corners of the classroom (this is not an invitation to start a school strugglesession)

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

I'm at a point where I just like her less than Trump as a human, Trump clearly has a soul, it's not a good soul but it's there. Kamala has empty shark eyes and gives Empty Husk Animated by Dark Magic Vibes. Placed alone in a room with either, I'd probably talk to Trump for a good while before killing him, cause he's hilarious and I might get him to spill the beans on some epstein stuff. Kamala would be dead on site, she's got absolutely nothing, no rizz, no personality to speak of. She's like a morph from fire emblem 7.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

She has no choice, she’d lose any debate about Palestine

[-] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

Yes, we know you're speaking, that's very much the problem.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

she missed out on the 'ehe tupac' catchphrase

[-] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

Et tu, Tupac monkey-typewriter

[-] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

I had to pause before her inevitable catchphrase. I feel like it would be a catalyst to send the rest of my day to the shitter.

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