[-] xijinpingist@hexbear.net 1 points 4 minutes ago

Well yeah, the cuck sits by and lets another man impregnate his wife and has to raise the offspring. It's frustration as a sexual fetish. Sissies have the chastity cage, it's in the same neighborhood.

[-] xijinpingist@hexbear.net 1 points 39 minutes ago

The chuds have a name for that, don't they? Some kind of bird that lays its eggs in other birds' nests?

[-] xijinpingist@hexbear.net 1 points 40 minutes ago

At this point I've given up and just want the funniest outcome.

[-] xijinpingist@hexbear.net 2 points 40 minutes ago

I loved when she threw a temper tantrum after losing and John Podesta had to come out to that auditorium with the glass ceiling and tell everyone to wrap it up and go home.

[-] xijinpingist@hexbear.net 7 points 43 minutes ago

The Democrats literally skipped the primary system twice to nominate the only two people in the USA capable of losing to Donald Trump. Bernie would have stomped him. He only won by a razor-thin margin the first time.

[-] xijinpingist@hexbear.net 1 points 47 minutes ago

Oh please please please. Let her and Hillary fight for the DNC nomination. And both get defeated by Mamdani after his stellar success at cleaning up New York City, creating affordable housing and expelling ICE. That would be the funniest outcome!

[-] xijinpingist@hexbear.net 6 points 2 hours ago

I know that face! that's the hacker known as 4chan!

[-] xijinpingist@hexbear.net 5 points 2 hours ago

I can't say anything about how utterly evil this island was without a million content warnings and still it's NSFW and NSFL. It's worse than anything on Liveleak or Ogrish ever was.

[-] xijinpingist@hexbear.net 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Fussbudget! Wow, haven't heard that since I used to read my parents' old Linus & Lucy books when I was little.

The theme song by Jazz legends the Vince Guaraldi Trio. Go ahead, you know you want to listen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6zypc_LhnM

[-] xijinpingist@hexbear.net 8 points 11 hours ago

'Stop attacking pedophiles" -- Ted Cruz

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I go to see 'em tomorrow night! I love Mongolian folk music with rock instruments and throat singing.
My favorite sub-sub-sub genre. Tulegur is a great band if you want to look them up they're on Weibo.

[-] xijinpingist@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

You know, when I first got here everyone lived in horror of the Chinese medical system. Doctors you have to pay off with red envelopes, prescribing unnecessary care for extra profit, etc. Now it's totally the opposite. Also instead of the mobs waiting to get into a doctor's office there are take-a-number lines now which actually get obeyed. I used to go in the late afternoon because they were less busy then and just shove my way in. Hey, it's their country, I'm just copying them. Also on every doctor's door where your waiting number is displayed, it's got a hammer and sickle so you can see if your doc is a commie or not. Their care literally saved my life. I got a miracle medicine that had just been approved by the State Council on January 15 and got my first dose in mid-March. I'm pretty sure I was one of the first people to get it in China and possibly the entire world (made by Beigene) because two salesmen came down on the train from Shanghai with it in a cold bag and they gave it to the nurse who dripped it into me. Afterwards I had to go to this outside pharmacy and a private infusion clinic and sit there with all the old ladies on a chair for the hour it took. Usually you get your drugs from the hospital, there is no phoning it in to CVS or whatever. I try logging in to the US healthcare provider and it says "internal server error, it's not you, it's us" which is a fucking lie. It's because I'm using a VPN. Turn it off and log in from a China IP and it magically works. Have to turn VPN back onto post this because Hexbear is blocked by the Great Firewall

[-] xijinpingist@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Can confirm. I just got home from the public hospital. Doctor's visit fee: ¥19. two boxes of Ambien: ¥61.47. No insurance, cash on the barrelhead. There are private hospitals too which is probably what these people go to, but are still cheaper than in America. The fancy private hospital with foreign doctors near here is ¥200 to see a doctor with no insurance. In the public hospitals you get to see a doctor usually the same day. I heard if you want to see a doc in the States it's 3 months and then he gives you a referral to a specialist, that's another 3 months. Go get a scan, wait 3 months. Back to the specialist, 3 months. Back to see PCP, that's another 3 months. Then you can finally start to get care. The longest I ever had to wait was on Thursday, the doctor isn't here, you can come back on Monday. From what I understand Ambien is nearly impossible to get in the States now because this valuable sleep aid started getting abused by the usual druggies. I don't get it. I tried one in the middle of the day and it doesn't get you high. Evidently the California Highway Patrol rolled up on a Bentley crashed in a ditch with the engine running and driver passed out at the wheel.
The surprised cop saw it was Tiger Woods, so it got huge publicity. WTF did that moron expect to happen when he took a sleeping pill‽ And what kind of billionaire drives his own car, anyway? If I had that kind of money I'd get a 1980s Cadillac stretch limo and a driver with a mandarin collar and peaked cap.

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Spring Festival sucks because everything closes, all your friends go out of the country and there's nothing to do. I can't leave the country or I'll invalidate my immigration paperwork. Where would you go if you were in China and had a couple of weeks? Not the usual Great Wall Terracotta warriors stuff, but the cool things people want to do but can't. Maybe Red tourism? That's a whole tourism category in China but it's made for domestic audiences and is usually boring. Few artifacts, just lots of dioramas and photostats of old newspaper articles. More educational for CPC cadres. I've got the nationwide highspeed rail network at my command and enough money to keep me for the holiday. It'll be crowded because everyone else is traveling too but it's better than being stuck in my apartment. No beaches or sun, it's winter and Sanya is overrun with Russians anyway.

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Throwing ICE bottles, that's brilliant! Hey, fascist! Catch!

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(use auto-translate, it's simplified Chinese but that's not a language option) Gay marriage is not legal in China. A good friend of mine had to leave to go back to UK because he wasn't allowed to marry his boyfriend. It sucks.

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Fascists quitting Nazis for being Nazis, you gotta love it.

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What would you say you do around here? Could you walk me through a typical day?

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I like that it's actually in Helvetica. Photo taken in China therefore it goes in sino

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by xijinpingist@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

Most cards are here, some real bangers in there. Some really dated cards too, like Imelda Marcos. Some are still current today. Some great meme material if anyone wants to go mining. https://archive.org/details/illuminati_card_game/

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I tried uploading the mp4 like six times but the little bear icon just spun and never stopped. I'll write a self-criticism for linking to Freddie DeBoer's Substack later.

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