Haven't dated since Chapo subreddit got banned (related circumstances) and haven't been keeping up with the social dogma anymore.

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[–] 100 points 3 years ago (3 children)

My girlfriend of 6 months asked “what’s Hexbear” and I immediately changed the subject

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  • [–] 99 points 3 years ago* (7 children)

    none. you don't need a date first to tell people about hexbear. the fact that you're not just shouting about us on street corners is revisionary

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  • [–] 38 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    I changed my name to Hexbear so I'd have an excuse to bring it up to everyone I ever meet, anyone who hasn't done this is a LIB

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    [–] 82 points 3 years ago* (2 children)

    was waiting until my tenth wedding anniversary but I've put it off until the twentieth

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  • [–] 79 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    I don't use my name on tinder, I use my fucking Hexbear handle and PFP

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    i told my partner about it a few months ago and now they bully me for being terminally online so proceed with caution

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    [–] 70 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    If you aren’t bringing up Hexbear struggle sessions on the first date, you’re a :LIB:

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  • [–] 79 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Okay so about a year ago now, maybe like 8 months, this one user made a post about why you shouldn't disturb rocks in rivers and creekbeds because it's bad for small animals that rely on them to spawn and it got out of control into this wild struggle session about fucking rocks. It was funnier than the Dave Saga. Oh, who's Dave? Shit, I guess I never told you about him, so anyway this user called Shitbird; He types like a bird on the computer covered in shit, it's great, anyway, he had this shitty job one day

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  • [–] 61 points 3 years ago

    Hexbear posters disdain to conceal their views and aims. They openly declare that their ends can be attained only by the forcible elimination of all existing outdoor cats.

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  • [–] 58 points 3 years ago

    Get it out there immediately. It's in my tinder profile. I quiz my date on hexbear struggle sessions by text while traveling to the location of the date. If they fail then I just go home and get back to posting. Not gonna waste my time on LIBs screm-cool

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  • [–] 54 points 3 years ago

    volcel-judge this would not be a problem if you were true to your oath

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  • [–] 50 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    I would never date someone who would like using this website. The people here, myself included, are insufferable enough without me waking up next to one so they can shout slogans at me and pretend to have read things.

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    [–] 47 points 3 years ago* (17 children)

    I don't even tell my communist friends about Hexbear and one of them has taught me about transmaxxers and /tttt/

    That's right, I consider Hexbear to be more taboo than transmaxxers and /tttt/ even to other communists

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    [–] 43 points 3 years ago

    If you're a Hexbear user, you have to let them know on the first date and definitely before doing anything physical with them or else you're tricking them

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  • [–] 42 points 3 years ago* (2 children)

    Really depends on their political leanings and how online they are. The person I'm interested in has complained about tankies a couple times so if I ever reference something from here it's "This message board I use sometimes."

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  • [–] 41 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    During orgasm it is customary to shout "Hexbear!"

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    [–] 39 points 3 years ago

    I hope you're not thinking about violating your volcel pledge

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  • [–] 39 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    The comments on this post is filled with cowardly libs, anytime I meet a new person I open with "Hello my name is Ram_The_Manparts and I'm a proud user of hexbear.net" because I keep. It. Real.

    Do better!

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    [–] 38 points 3 years ago

    You have to be upfront about it to give them the chance to make an informed choice about what risks they are and are not comfortable taking. If you wait too long to tell your partner that you’re a Hexbear user, it could feel like a betrayal.

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  • [–] 37 points 3 years ago

    You don't tell them, they find out and you apologize but then don't change your behavior

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  • [–] 36 points 3 years ago*

    My friend works for Vanity Fair and she had to pass on my ChapoMod tell-all expose. Don't see her much anymore for some reason.

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    [–] 35 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    I'm dating an actual communist and I still haven't told him that I spend hours out of my day on a reddit clone for former fans of a soc-dem howard stern ripoff.

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    [–] 35 points 3 years ago

    Like bring up Hexbear unprompted? Do you think they would like Hexbear?

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  • [–] 34 points 3 years ago

    I actually use Hexbear as a dating app and only date people from Hexbear so they already know

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  • [–] 32 points 3 years ago

    They already know fedposting

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