chapotraphouse

if you don't jack off, the cum backs up into your brain and crystalizes into mana. this is how you become a wizard

Broke: spilling your precious bodily fluids

Woke: becoming a repressed weirdo who bleeds cum

Bespoke: getting so backed up your eyes fill up with cum like weird, sparkly little water balloons

Weird for sure... but if it's helping him treat women better, more power to him I guess.

Gay sex: Have your cum and eat it too

put your dick away walter

Yeah. And Leftists are the weird ones.

Well. We are. But not like this.

If these guys were just honest that this is a kink instead of dressing it up as some kind of spiritual struggle they would be way better off. Just admit you're into edging and denial, order a cock cage, and be horny all the time in peace instead of needing to invent these pseudo medical justifications.

To correctly practice this magick (at least according to the random gnostic books I've read), you can never finish during sex either.

if you retain your vital essences for 366 sunrises, you become a Bust Lord and can have gay dreams about your dad anytime you want. even when awake.

that is real, ultimate power.

r/CumHoarders

I wish I could get on the hopium these weirdos have. I've made it weeks before and felt zero difference, life still sucked, still depressed.

I think that tolerance breaks for masturbating are a good thing. It's a shame that NoFap and Semen Retention are things, because it's at a basic level good advice that they turned up to 11 and made a weirdo quasi religion.

I once didnt masturbate for 6 months. It sucked. You're just horny all the time. All the things they're describing is just your horniness trying to get you into situations where you can fuck.
Are you driven? Hell yeah driven to anything that might get your groove on.
Are you more "charismatic"? Sure, if you count desperately talking to anyone who seems they might have Chemistry with you so you might get to fuck them as chemistry.
Do you have energy? Sure, you're a ball of desperation needing to cum.
Do you talk to unattractive people? Sure but you also did before, because you're not a weirdo

Hello brothers,

I was introduced to this subreddit on the recommendation of a friend. The content I have seen so far is impressive and I'd like to add my voice to the chorus.

Many people wonder...why does semen retention (supposedly) increase attraction? Think of it this way: all organisms that exist have a compelling desire for more life. Every organism wants to live life more abundantly. Plants stretch towards the warmth of the sun, people bask outside in the sunshine on a sunny day, animals of all kinds enjoy eating nourishment. All of these are in the pursuit of more life.

As a human, we all are seeking more life in various ways, but this potential is frustrated in some. Some seek it through drugs and alcohol, some seek it through shopping, others seek it in eating harmful foods. The life-sustaining mechanism has been frustrated. The goal is more life but the organism thinks that the way it is going is the correct way. This concept is explained pretty well in the book "Psycho-Cybernetics".

As a man, you hold the seed of creation within your ballsack. The spark that starts the flame. It wants to express itself through the mechanism of ejaculation, of pollination. When you hold this seed, when you retain it, you are ascending to a higher vibration. The purity of life within your semen vibrates at a high frequency. It is pure creation itself. As a result of holding this seed, you start to vibrate at a high frequency. You start to become the sun. You start to radiate. People seek the warmth of the sun, so they will congregate around someone who holds this energy. Why do you think the founders of the world religions had so many adherents? Because they carried the seed. They respected the seed. They cultivated the seed.

A woman wants to bask in the warmth of the sun and express herself. Look how eager they are to shed their clothes when at the beach. Why wouldn't they feel the same way around a man who holds life, who has the sun within him? Women don't want to take their clothes off in front of men who disrespect themselves and the seed within them. These are cold men. They do not feel warmth around these men. That's why many women are not openly sexual with many men. They do not feel safe. A woman is a receptor of energy and the energy that constant fappers give off is dead energy.

As for myself, I feel like I am very hollow individual without semen retention. When I used to spill my semen on a consistent basis, my nutsacks were constantly empty. I felt like a paper man. I felt as if I could be scraped off the surface of the Earth at any minute and no one would bat an eye. I felt hollow. My words are hollow, the feeling in my chest is hollow, everything seems dead. But when I retain, I feel full. I feel vibrant, I feel alive.

So brothers, I encourage you - to press on. We will stand out against the hordes of empty men, the ones who use semen retention as a sword and a shield to fight in the name of God, in the name of the universe, in the name of LIFE.

Semen is stored in the eyeballs

So does sucking dick follow Highlander rules?

Well good for him I guess

Very normal

Mandrake, have you ever wondered why I only drink 100% grain alcohol?

I think the complex of problems is betrayed by the idea that you need some sort of baseline of virility to talk to women. It really seems like any approach to talking to women comes from the lens of a sex pest. Just like men, some women rock and some of them suck - some of them are my friends. The jorkin-masculinity-lookistdefeatist complex is more mentally draining, more socially isolating, and more likely to put you in a psychiatrist's office than the big goblin that believes you can look at a couple boobs as a treat. You can always say no to your addictions and that's an incredibly liberating thought, I would never take that away from anyone if it really helps them be happier. However, I have a hard time getting any buy in when someone talks about their pmo relapses and the dark places it takes them. If you wake up hungover and people are crying about all the damage you did driving last night and you don't remember, it's clear that the drink has you in its grips.

If you're jorkin peanits for 4 hours, you can wash yourself off, take a clorox wipe to your computer desk, and go walk in the park feeling embarrassed for half an hour. Someone has to instill in you and you have to believe that what you did is worthy of fretting over. Even if you're like "damn, what a waste of 4 hours!" it's functionally no different than reading too much manga which would be hard to talk about in relation to endogenous dopamine release. Hell, I even looked at all the studies about gray matter and shit that 4chan likes to throw around and I wasn't convinced when I gave it a once over. "Oh it needs its own classification" and the article was about turning the blanket "internet addiction" diagnosis in the DSM-V into multiple umbrellas for gambling, gaming, porn, etc. whose implications would be less pertaining to novel treatment and likely more for paperwork for insurance companies - never once putting porn in a special place compared to these things. The gray matter study made no inference that there was a causal link that meant porn shrinks your gray matter because the results would have been the same if less gray matter meant porn was more appealing.

I think it's cult-like behavior. Like a baptism searching for eternal life after death, if being absolved of your pornography brings you peace then congratulations but I think you're weird.

They are like, so close to catching on to something here. You can feel so good!

To quote my favorite Zammuto track:

Your blood pumps through your heart

And flows to the other parts of your body

Let yourself feel your own heart

Beating and pumping

You know what a heart looks like

That good feeling is always there

You can feel so good

And it's true! You can learn how to capture those good feelings that are usually only fleeting in life and harness them, and make them available to yourself at any time. It's really powerful!

But it's really more a trick of like, TM or mindfulness practice. It has very little to do with cum.

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

the 5th humour

placebo moment