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Too cute! Unfair! (hexbear.net)
submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago
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A cat would never

[-] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago

As a representative of fairly large cats everywhere, ACAB still stands. Fuck that kitty traitor.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

I believe she can be reeducated

[-] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago

It's obvious they forced him !

[-] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago

Thesis: All Cops Are Bastards

Antithesis: All Cats Are Beautiful

Synthesis: ???

[-] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

Cop cats are beautiful bastards?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Synthesis: cats are never cops

[-] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago

Maybe... Maybe it stands for "Feline Butthole Inspector?" cat-confused

[-] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

You're getting cats and dogs mixed up, shameful

[-] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago

Cats absolutely sniff each other's butts. I have 3, and all of them engage in it, 2 of them regularly do so

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

I have 3 butts in the sense that each cat has a butt

I myself do not have a butt, I don't believe in it personally

[-] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Yeh with you on that one. Butss are nothing but trouble

[-] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

huh. must be a personality thing. ive only had one cat and he never sniffed any butts, and seemed outright offended when a dog tried sniffing his

[-] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

If you only have one cat then there aren't any butts to sniff

[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

there were dogs who were sniffing his butt all the time shrug-outta-hecks

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Guess he can dish it but he can't take it

[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Oh, they all get annoyed by it from time to time

Doesn't stop them from doing it though lol

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

My cat is literally going to town on her own anus as I type this.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

All Cats Are Beautiful

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"Cats were the chosen ones! You were supposed to reject bourgeois domination not join it! Bring balance between MLs and Anarchists, not destroy them!! I loved you, kitty!!"

[-] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

I thought All Cats Are Beautiful?

[-] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

Police animals are victims too. Animals are too pure to be used in this way and I will not be taking any questions at this time.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

Cats are definitely never cops

[-] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

The most this cat cop does is smack other cops for no reason, so at the very least, this cop is slightly less of a bastard.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Actually a double agent.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

I'd say sorry, Mittens. hst-gun but I have no tears for cops. hst-gun

[-] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Feline Bureau of Investigation

[-] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

You gotta do what you gotta do...

[-] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago
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