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[-] [email protected] 113 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Begrudging acceptance of the more palatable Billionaire is close to the microcosm of the political reality in the US (and the West).

I don't like Bill Gates, but at least he is no Zuckerberg. I don't like Zuckerberg, but at least he is no Elon Musk.

I don't like Biden, but at least he is no Trump. I don't like Trump, but at least he is no De Santis.

Ad infinitum while the bar gets lower and lower.

[-] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago

Jesus this is so accurate

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

Gotta love that FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY that brought us to this point amirite

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[-] [email protected] 48 points 2 years ago

Not for long inshallah.

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[-] [email protected] 95 points 2 years ago

idk if zucc has a chance. ive heard elon created a new fighting style he calls “tesla style”. using this style he becomes unpredictably explosive and doesnt know when to stop

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

His bowels become unpredictably explosive and dont know when to stop

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[-] [email protected] 71 points 2 years ago

jesus how do you lose so badly you make zuck seem mildly cool

or more realistically zuck's human pr team

[-] [email protected] 60 points 2 years ago

How does he manage to be 100% right but still sound like a piss baby

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

terminal nerdistry. the prognosis was terminal but the motherfucker made a billion bucks so he's cheated the gods out of their rightful swirlys sicko-wistful

he will suffer in tartaros though, when his unnaturally preserved life ends elmofire

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Post was edited by a PR person with a PhD in Linguistics to make Zuck appear as non-offensive and professional as possible

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

Zukerberg is a copy of a human being made by linkedin users

[-] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago

Damn I was looking forward to mark ripping the heart out of elons chest like Indiana Jones, promptly eating it like an iguana eating a fly.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

FATALITY! Zuck unhinges his jaw and swallows Musk whole

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

everyone been acting like Zucc is Cyrax this whole time when he was Reptile smdh

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

like an iguana eating a fly.

Speaking of, anyone remember that picture of Bezos eating a whole fucking lizard?

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I thought iguanas were herbivores. They'll definitely smack the shit out of you with their tails though.

[-] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago

The most "charitable" thing these soulless husks could do is jump into a swimming pool with pockets full of cesium.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago

If nothing else we got that video of musk lifting a 5 pounds while the board mock cheers him with musk not realizing he's being made fun of

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

I don't know what is real anymore. Surely this can't be real?

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

zuck is sad he cant go on a date with elon

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

You mean this ridiculous freakshow fight that had no chance of happening has been a ruse for attention all along?!

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

Elmo Musk is just like a 14-year old troll. All talk, no action.

Seriously, someone shut Elmo up forever.

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

An alternative would've been to say "Yes" and just put a ton of cameras and an audience into the backyard as well as a dozen drones or so.

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

Leave MMA to the pros: youtubers.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

I hate them both

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Stop giving the chodelet muskrat attention.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Nah fuck that. If he wants to get brain damage from Zucc he should be encouraged.

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

They should do this, but have it be actual backyard wrestling. I wanna see Zuck put Elon through a folding table covered in thumbtacks sicko-laser

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