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[-] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago

Damn I was looking forward to mark ripping the heart out of elons chest like Indiana Jones, promptly eating it like an iguana eating a fly.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

FATALITY! Zuck unhinges his jaw and swallows Musk whole

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

everyone been acting like Zucc is Cyrax this whole time when he was Reptile smdh

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

like an iguana eating a fly.

Speaking of, anyone remember that picture of Bezos eating a whole fucking lizard?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The thing you would definitely do to make yourself look like a normal human being

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I thought iguanas were herbivores. They'll definitely smack the shit out of you with their tails though.

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