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Hook up with a fed today!™
(hexbear.net)
Once again proposing my idea for a dating app called Cringe where you can filter by red flags you're willing to roll with
Normal dating apps totally have this function you just put something like “Eat the rich” in your bio and that eliminates most of the chuds
oh god i can already feel the radlib energy dripping off of that userbase
Oh awesome! They finally made an app for guys who join the DSA to pick up girls
I saw a flyer on a light post yesterday that said "Are YOU a communist?!? Go to wwwdotsocialistrevolution.com and join today!" and I immediately thought, "wow feds are getting agro"
I saw a flyer on a light post yesterday that said "Are YOU a communist?!?
I saw those in New York and had to spend a minute trying to figure out if they were Avakianist cultists, trots, or CPUSA libs since they all decided to go with the same dumb recruiting blurb
I saw some with that wording in Germany last summer, they were from the IMT, so trots in that case...
Yeah IMT rebranded to "Revolutionary Communists of America". My tiktok won't stop spamming me with them.
Is their logo a puppy staring into an old timey phonograph?
It's this group: https://socialistrevolution.org/
Every single god damn tiktok I get is about buying their newspaper.
They still sell newspapers because Lenin said that running a newspaper is important.
If blogs are better overall then why didn't he mention them back a century ago, huh?
Hexbear is a modern newspaper.
I'd pay five dollars for a printed copy of the infamous indoor cat struggle session.
I call it "The struggle session"
Imagine buying a newspaper in 2024 😅
And? Have you supported the cause by paying to read their revolutionary essays?
~~I think you're confusing RCA and HMV~~
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Just you wait until a member of the ~~IMT~~ RCA walks onto your subway train trying to ~~proselytize~~ agitate.
Inb4 someone replies with "well how do you agitate?" Not by taking pointers from the goddamn Jehovah's Witnesses at least.
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The logo is a joke that kangaroos are lefties, but is also a joke that inside the kangaroo there is a federal informant.
Whinnie the Pooh Spinoff: The adventures of Detectives Kanga and Roo.
I assumed:
You ever reflexively mention Joe Brandon in front of someone who's lefty but not internet poisoned and they look at you confused? Well, now you can do that every day! Sign up today
"I'm Joe Brandon and I approve this message."
"Mr. President - you refered to yourself as Joe Brandon."
"No, I didn't. And if I did - it's because of the teleprompter."
"There is no teleprompter."
"I know that. I was testing everybody!"
I catfish as lefty on this dating app. On the internet no one knows you’re right-handed.
Stop appropriating my culture, poser.
I feel like this is gonna meet the same fate as conservative dating apps where it's only straight dudes everywhere
...isn't that every dating app generally?
At least in my area, hinge and bumble are pretty good for meeting people as a cis straight male. Being one of the few non chuds in my "red" California town probably helps me a lot.
Damn, this bi-dude is sad now.
I'm still waiting for a dating app for people that play old dead mmorpgs.
Isn't the dating app for people that play old dead MMORPGs...old dead MMORPGs?
buying gf 20k
Inflation is up 100% in Joe Brandon's ~~America~~ Gilenor
want to trade love and affection for sword of smiting +2
OldDeadMmorpgsHookUp.app doesn't exist?
hexbear is going to have to make it themselves.
Now there was a time
When they used to say
That behind every dead mmorpg
There had to be a new mmorpg
But in these times of change
You know that it's no longer true
So we're going out and touching grass
'Cause there's something we forgot to say to you (we say)
Hexbears are doing it for themselves
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I got into City of Heroes for a minute when I found out about the Homecoming server. I never got the chance to play it when it was active, so it was cool messing around on there.
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I yearn to be free.
Who needs they fedussy ate?
omg me
I mean at this point....
How 'work from home' culture is disrupting the SpyCop rapist community
Hi anon, my boyfriend, my handler, and my handler's boyfriend all think your thoughts about leninism are really hot.
Please send nudes if you love Marx.
shout out to the creeps who used to use hexbear as a dating app and were repeatedly banned for dm harassment of basically every [she/her] user on the site (me included)
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