You can blame a stupid friend of mine that told me I need to loosen up and drink with them. I think we smooched. What. Why did I do that?
I think humans are stinky and would much rather be some kind of creature
Did you know I have a thing for...
Haha nah I still can't tell you guys that.
Did you know bats aren't like batman at all?! Fuckers are actually cool (unlike that douche, batman). Some of them eat fruit.
Their poop is dangerous (hendra virus)
Bees don't have knees. But they are closely related to ants
I love ants, cute little things. I would make them tiny hats if I could.
If you can't tell my friend is gone now but I'm still buzzed and feeling weirdly loney
Lonely? That's sad. I don't get lonely. Why am I feeling like this?
Anyway how are you?