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Gotta narc sometimes (thelemmy.club)
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Title (thelemmy.club)
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Nice racist joke dude! I couldn't help but notice that your real political goals align with that though.

Skeet by Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social

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I'm gesturing for the people inside the bank to get out of the way with my guns. I tell you to check to see if anyone is strapped.

I go to the teller, "PUT THE POKEMON IN THE BAG. THIS JOINT IS CLOSING DOWN ANYWAY, YOU'RE PROBABLY JUST GUNNA' TOSS 'EM RIGHT?!"

She's panicking and dropping Pokeballs all over the floor as she struggles to take all the balls from the drawers.

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yeah man pay this succesful director/actor/some other fucking guy a couple hundred thousand not to show up, meanwhile the vfx guys had to pawn their computers

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The National Assembly (Parliament) of Nicaragua approved an amendment to the partial reform of the Constitution to nullify foreign laws that “intend to impose” in the Central American country.

“During this session held from the National Palace of Culture, where this historic feat was conceived, we unanimously approved adding to the Constitutional Reform Proposal the modification to article 12 to reaffirm that in our Blessed, Sovereign, and Always Free Nicaragua, no foreign legislation that intends to impose itself on the Will of our People has legal effect,” states a Parliament statement.

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The constitutional reforms respond to a speech by co-president Daniel Ortega, who asserted weeks ago that “the story of parties put in place by the Yankees, put in place by the Somocistas, returning to power is over.”

In this regard, Ortega pointed out that laws will be worked on to put a stop to sectors that, with United States funding, seek to undermine peace and the achievements of the Sandinista National Liberation Front.

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Him boots 😔 (thelemmy.club)
 
 
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Do any of you believe Donald Trump is really in charge of anything? Why would the ptb allow an idiot to run the country/world? It's clear at this point that everything Trump touches turns to dust, so why allow it at all? Why even fake it if Presidents don't have any real power?

The only thing that makes any sense is that Trump is the scapegoat for what's going to be a total collapse. Trump was installed to be the incompetent leader that messes things up so bad there's a "great reset". Agenda 2030? Can you believe it's all a coincidence? I can't.

The world has 8 billion people. No way the Illuminati are going to share with that many people when their numbers are small enough to be sustained by ~500 million.

Think about it, you're being deceived by a class of people who work together to keep us doing their bidding; and now they don't need us anymore.

Now what if i told you had insider knowledge, and know this for a fact? By May 17 2027, the world as we know it is ending. Between now and then there will be a pandemic, American revolution, and WW3. Get ready. You were warned.

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