this post was submitted on 16 May 2025
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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I find all these people disgusting — but Kid Rock... I can't even express how much I despise this talentless moron.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 hours ago

Lol I read that as "taintless moron" and it had me actually laughing out loud.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

Oh come on he isn't talentless, who else can possibly "write" a song about enjoying another, more notable song during a season (and "sample" that song so thoroughly in it that it's basically just a shitty cover)?!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

His acting in Joe Dirt is so bad, which is funny because he is just playing himself with a different name.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Aka not acting

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Yes, sry, he has a lot of MAGA talent. I'm sure he'll even "write" a song soon, inspired by the Tetris tune, praising Drump in all his incomprehensible greatness.

[–] [email protected] 106 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Always a double standard with this scum.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 hours ago

There it is! Always trust an American to put it better & in fewer words than I can. No snark.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Lol. I fucking love this. What an asshat.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 hours ago

His hat does also look like a buttcrack. A gaping one, at that.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

you want a "wah burger" and some "french cries" with that, kid rock?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

I believe that should be "Freedom Cries".

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 hours ago

He doesnt care.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 57 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

You know, Dwayne Johnson's son

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago

That took me a minute. I was like "holy shit, they're related?? No fucking way"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago

Some restaurant owner who wears gaudy track suits.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Clarification, he doesn't own the restaurant, he just licenses his name to it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Why would anyone eat at a restaurant called Robert James Ritchie's overpriced middling fare?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Further clarification:

Clarification, he doesn't own the restaurant, he just licenses his stage name to it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

Amazing again just how well The Simpsons and real life align once again

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

He should have worn a suit to that meeting, and said "thank you".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

He bought a suit. You seen it. Now it's covered in mud. This town doesn't have a one hour cleaner so he had to buy a new suit, except the only store you could buy a new suit in has got the flu. Got that? The whole store got the flu so he had to get that in a second hand store. So it's either wear the leather jacket which he knows you hate, or that. So he wore that ridiculous thing for you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Leopards are your face, bud..