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submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

It's been a couple years since this has happened, and I know nobody got me on camera, otherwise something bad would have happened already. One day, I woke up in the absolute gutter. I was going to be a fucking menace that day, to myself or someone else. I decide I'm going to go grab beer, pizza and drugs, and hop in the car. I'm just bawling my eyes out the entire time driving down the road, until I pass by this rally of people standing on a bridge hanging a "freedom" flag, and a few people in Nazi shirts.

Pull over, throw a bunch of moldy coffee on them, scream at them and start to drive off. One of the guys in the actual nazi shirts tries to chase me down, but I threw the car in reverse and came like a couple feet from giving the red paintjob on my car a touchup, and sped off. The last thing that guy would have seen is a huge bumper sticker that says "Move. I'm gay." This all happens in the course of about 10 seconds. Grabbed my pizza, beer and drugs in about 15 minutes, drove by again and saw that they had left, but there was still a "freedom" flag. I took the flag and brought it home.

Fucking losers. That was a terrifying day from everything I did in peak psychosis/mania, but a great memory nonetheless. The only thing I don't regret doing that day.

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[-] [email protected] 54 points 2 years ago

Braver than the troops 07

[-] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago

Extremely based fidel-salute-big

[-] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago

Thank you for your service hero-of-socialist-labor

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago

if they got your license plate and the cops come after you, let us know so we can help fund your legal defense. fidel-salute-big

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's been so long at this point that if the cops were coming, they already would have. Also, I had different plates back then lol. I'm finally posting this onto the wider internet instead of just being shared amongst people close to me.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

pit Leyla coming! scared-fash

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Uncritical support to a real one

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

Real supersoldier hours

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

We drove under a fridge flag goon platoon a few years back and I flipped them all off. Usually when just driving passed shit like this you aren't ever really seen but one of the chuds on the right side of the bridge flipped me back off. It was like we shared a moment.

#LostConnections

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

This is beautiful.

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Jake and Elwood Blues approve of this post

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I hate Illinois nazis

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

:captured-fascist-flag: based-department

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

One of the posts of all time, hell yeah o7

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

why are you profiling yourself in your post

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

This all happened long enough ago, with enough that's happened in between it that I know nobody is coming after me for this.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

11/10, no notes. Going to brew some old coffee to sit in my car till it gets nice and moldy for this purpose. And I'm putting homeless care kits in my trunk.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Gotta add some dairy or something else to make the mold bad.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Huge Blues Brothers energy. That rules

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

rat-salute-2

Fuck it, life is short and praxis is praxis. I'm glad you didn't die.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah, in retrospect, I don't suggest anybody else do this. I live in America, in a particularly gun friendly state. I could have been shot over that shit, and honestly I'd get it if that had happened

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

It be like that. I was spiraling one time and spat in the face of a transphobic "comedian" at an open mic and we fought for two blows. Was a very proud note to begin a bad period on.

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