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[-] [email protected] 104 points 2 years ago

“I don’t spend any time on twitter” says man who spent enough time on twitter that he felt the need to delete it for sake of his mental health.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

He hurt himself in his confusion.

[-] [email protected] 75 points 2 years ago

"When I used to say 'Let's turn the middle east to glass' at my hometown bar everyone laughed. Now when I say it on twitter people get mad at me."

[-] [email protected] 59 points 2 years ago

I’m not owned! Etc. etc.

[-] [email protected] 50 points 2 years ago

Mesmerizingly large corncob

[-] [email protected] 52 points 2 years ago

I hope your therapist tells you you're a coward lmao

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You mean the renown therapist effectively chosen and paid for by AIPAC?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

The good doctor records the sessions and gives AIPAC copies which it also sends on to the mothership. It never occurs to Fetterman - the "independent thinker" and idiotic dipshit shitposter that he is - that this could happen. At this point AIPAC (and Israel too of course) have enough blackmail information to ruin his life, end his marriage, and get him expelled from congress. Israel is waiting for the right time to tell the overgrown doofus that they own him.

Make another Bob Menendez joke, Senator.

[-] [email protected] 50 points 2 years ago

"I'm a smoll bean please don't yell at me but Israel needs to nuke Palestine and soy milk is for homos."

[-] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago

Neither is genocide.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago

Liberal snowflake, something something something

[-] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago

He'll be back. Don't let up when he does.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago

If anyone should be required to be on Twitter it’s politicians. Nah man, you have to read every unhinged reply you get.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Special politician mode that acts like the shutter sound in asian countries. Mandatory by law, cannot be disabled, sends a full volume notification for every twitter reply.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Writing a script to tweet "communism will win" every two seconds and tagging every US politician I can find.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

John Fetterman checks himself into a hospital for depression but its accidentally a Palestinian hospital! In theaters this fall

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

bake him away toys

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

I hate myself so I sorted through controversial. Some people justly dunking on him, but every single reply to them makes me want to scream and tear my hair out

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

I don't hate myself enough to click this link

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

skill issue

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

comrade suicide please strike this ogre down

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

1 term senator. way to sell your fucking soul and still get primaried by the democrats and AIPAC

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Why would they primary him? He's been a good little boy for the party.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Fetterman deleted ~~twitter off phone~~ not very helpful ~~for promoting mental health~~ inshallah-script

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

who gives a shit

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Good. Some people need to be bullied.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Reaping what he’s sowing. Gods I hate this man so much.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Dr. Oz should have won

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

heartbreaking

Death to America

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