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He thinks isntrael is a "progressive nation"

This crap from the media stenographers "according to the Hamas-run Gaza Health Ministry"

Is "Hamas-run" the new required COMMUNIST China to try to manufacture distrust? Oh noes it's HAMAS-RUN ooga booga! pflp-octoplushie

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Oh look another liberal dipshit that thinks "both sides hate me" is a badge of honor.

Die in jorts, fucko.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

You either die in jorts or live long enough to become a genocidal monster.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

another liberal dipshit that thinks "both sides hate me" is a badge of honor.

it's a requirement. Just not sufficient on its own

[–] [email protected] 52 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's amazing. It shouldn't be, but it's amazing. How genocide is not a deal-breaker for dems.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Literally the Pope outflanking the Squad on the left.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

Big C Catholics do have their own extremely bizarre sense of morality that they occasionally dig out of the closet, which is more than can be said for libs.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Reagan is to the left of the modern democratic party, that's all kinds of fucked up

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Vote for the genocide reduction candidate.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 10 months ago

I don't "hate" him. I simply hope another stroke locks him in his body like a prison and he spends the rest of his life in a fraction of the terror a Palestinian child must feel.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"center-left" us politician turns out to be right wing, happens literally every time

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago

Social Democracy might be the moderate form of fascism but Social liberalism is increasingly looking like bog standard fascism.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

I hope people pay more attention to candidates us-foreign-policy or curiously lack thereof or [REDACTED] on their campaign pages.

Hey there this symmetical list of polices......minus one. Which one is that? Were they told to remove that tab by their campaign wonks or the party? thonk

[–] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

On the contrary, I've seen a stream of right wingers on every comments section of his saying something along the lines of "wtf I love based fetterman now". So no, now it's just the "radical left" who hates your opportunistic guts, since Palestinian genocide and anti-immigrant cruelty are two topics which have united the center and right. Not like that grifting will do much good since the hogs will never choose a diet GOPer over the real deal.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago (1 children)

smuglord both sides hate me so I must be doing something right.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

"i took a huge dump in my congressional sweatpants and both the left and the right hate me" ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago

Well come on then make everyone happy

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago

"I'm under attack!" says the Goliath of a man who literally shoves his voters out of the way when they ask for a ceasefire.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago

When you wish upon a star
Makes no difference who you are
Anything your heart desires
Will come to you
If your heart is in your dream
No blood clot is too extreme
When you wish upon a star
As dreamers do

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago

Fuck off and die

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Damn has the US ever been this mask off in defending flagrant genocide? Wild shit

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

committing and defending genocide is basically the US calling card. the calling card of all empires I suppose.

usually the tactic at the top is to just never talk about it. the situation in Gaza is so extremely horrific though that it's led to massive, non ignorable pushback so they're forced to not just pretend nothing is happening but engage with reality and defend the horrible actions

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

joker-shopping

Even that gives Israel an approval rating of 40+%

The lack of dialectical materialism and its consequences

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Damn has the US ever been this mask off in defending flagrant genocide?

The US's very existence is built on the genocide of indigenous first nations.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Unfortunately yes

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

The political left and right both hate me. Except the right, center, and what passes for center-left still agree with me and like me.

So its really just the left then

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Israel as 'progressive' lmao

No gay marriage and marriage between an Israeli and a Palestinian is not recognized

These are your 'progressives', libs?

In fact

JAFFA, March 10 (Reuters) - Israel's parliament on Thursday passed a law denying naturalization to Palestinians from the occupied West Bank or Gaza married to Israeli citizens, forcing thousands of Palestinian families to either emigrate or live apart

That was LAST YEAR they passed that horseshit

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Even if they had the best LGBT+ rights on earth they wouldn’t be progressive. You cannot be progressive while enacting racist genocide

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

yea,....now. Political left wanted to love you.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

I mean yeah

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

He looks like the type of person that would point a gun at an innocent black kid to punish them for a crime they didn't do

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Virgin: "Political right, left both 'wishing I die'" wojak-nooo

Chad: "Left or Right, I'm pro-violence" eric-andre

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Come on big man, give the people what they want!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

I'm not making an actionable threat of violence or anytihng, but I do have Jack the Giant Killer on speed dial.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

If everyone wants you to die then maybe you should

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

american politicians are the only people on earth who think widespread disapproval of them is somehow a good thing

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Instead of wishing he gets coal in his stocking I'm gonna wish he gets another stroke instead.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

if I were him I'd be in contact with Dick Cheney and get his cardiologist's contact info because whoever out there is keeping him going knows wtf they're doing

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

the-democratsolidaritythe-republican

B I P A R T I S A N S H I P

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Such a drama queen oh my god.